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W C Fields Quotes

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket Picture Quote #1

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? Picture Quote #1

Somebody left the cork out of my lunch Picture Quote #1

Happiness means quiet nerves Picture Quote #1

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times Picture Quote #1

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it Picture Quote #1

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it Picture Quote #1

Women are like elephants to me; they're nice to look at but I wouldn't want to own one Picture Quote #1

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her Picture Quote #1

Remember, a dead fish can float down stream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream Picture Quote #1

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch Picture Quote #1

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it Picture Quote #1

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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money Picture Quote #1

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water Picture Quote #1

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Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket (W C Fields Quotes) My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? (W C Fields Quotes) Somebody left the cork out of my lunch (W C Fields Quotes) Happiness means quiet nerves (W C Fields Quotes) Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times (W C Fields Quotes) Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it (W C Fields Quotes) If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it (W C Fields Quotes) Women are like elephants to me; they're nice to look at but I wouldn't want to own one (W C Fields Quotes) A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her (W C Fields Quotes) Remember, a dead fish can float down stream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream (W C Fields Quotes) Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch (W C Fields Quotes) There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it (W C Fields Quotes) A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money (W C Fields Quotes) Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water (W C Fields Quotes)

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