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W C Fields Quotes

Start every day with a smile and get it over with Picture Quote #1

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally Picture Quote #1

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon Picture Quote #1

Louie Louie, oh baby, I said we gotta go Picture Quote #1

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally Picture Quote #1

I drink therefore I am Picture Quote #1

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Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with Picture Quote #1

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind Picture Quote #1

I like children - fried Picture Quote #1

I like children. If they’re properly cooked Picture Quote #1

I never drink water... fish f**k in it Picture Quote #1

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C Picture Quote #1

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I never eat before breakfast Picture Quote #1

Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle Picture Quote #1

I never met a kid I liked Picture Quote #1

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home Picture Quote #1

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming Picture Quote #1

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday Picture Quote #1

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull Picture Quote #1

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to Picture Quote #1

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed Picture Quote #1

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned Picture Quote #1

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath Picture Quote #1

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart Picture Quote #1

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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with Picture Quote #1

It is funnier to bend things than to break them Picture Quote #1

Ain’t fit for man nor beast Picture Quote #1

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for Picture Quote #1

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours Picture Quote #1

Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth Picture Quote #1

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Start every day with a smile and get it over with (W C Fields Quotes) I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally (W C Fields Quotes) If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon (W C Fields Quotes) Louie Louie, oh baby, I said we gotta go (W C Fields Quotes) I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally (W C Fields Quotes) I drink therefore I am (W C Fields Quotes) Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with (W C Fields Quotes) If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind (W C Fields Quotes) I like children - fried (W C Fields Quotes) I like children. If they’re properly cooked (W C Fields Quotes) I never drink water... fish f**k in it (W C Fields Quotes) Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C (W C Fields Quotes) I never eat before breakfast (W C Fields Quotes) Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle (W C Fields Quotes) I never met a kid I liked (W C Fields Quotes) I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home (W C Fields Quotes) I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming (W C Fields Quotes) I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday (W C Fields Quotes) If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull (W C Fields Quotes) It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to (W C Fields Quotes) Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed (W C Fields Quotes) Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned (W C Fields Quotes) The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath (W C Fields Quotes) The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart (W C Fields Quotes) Start every day off with a smile and get it over with (W C Fields Quotes) It is funnier to bend things than to break them (W C Fields Quotes) Ain’t fit for man nor beast (W C Fields Quotes) A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for (W C Fields Quotes) When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours (W C Fields Quotes) Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth (W C Fields Quotes)

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