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W C Fields Quotes

It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive Picture Quote #1

Never work with animals or children Picture Quote #1

Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself Picture Quote #1

I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure Picture Quote #1

I can do anything I want to do! Picture Quote #1

The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it Picture Quote #1

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I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two Picture Quote #1

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes Picture Quote #1

[deathbed remark while reading the bible:] looking for loopholes Picture Quote #1

I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years Picture Quote #1

You can't cheat an honest man Picture Quote #1

It ain't a fit night out for man nor beast Picture Quote #1

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She's all dressed up like a well-kept grave Picture Quote #1

If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for Picture Quote #1

Some contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch Picture Quote #1

I have spent a lot of time searching through the bible for loopholes Picture Quote #1

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got Picture Quote #1

I never voted for anybody. I always voted against Picture Quote #1

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Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people Picture Quote #1

After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse Picture Quote #1

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother Picture Quote #1

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree Picture Quote #1

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink Picture Quote #1

Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with Picture Quote #1

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I must have a drink of breakfast Picture Quote #1

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia Picture Quote #1

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against Picture Quote #1

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live Picture Quote #1

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again Picture Quote #1

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad Picture Quote #1

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It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive (W C Fields Quotes) Never work with animals or children (W C Fields Quotes) Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself (W C Fields Quotes) I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure (W C Fields Quotes) I can do anything I want to do! (W C Fields Quotes) The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it (W C Fields Quotes) I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two (W C Fields Quotes) I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes (W C Fields Quotes) [deathbed remark while reading the bible:] looking for loopholes (W C Fields Quotes) I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years (W C Fields Quotes) You can't cheat an honest man (W C Fields Quotes) It ain't a fit night out for man nor beast (W C Fields Quotes) She's all dressed up like a well-kept grave (W C Fields Quotes) If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for (W C Fields Quotes) Some contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch (W C Fields Quotes) I have spent a lot of time searching through the bible for loopholes (W C Fields Quotes) Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got (W C Fields Quotes) I never voted for anybody. I always voted against (W C Fields Quotes) Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people (W C Fields Quotes) After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse (W C Fields Quotes) I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother (W C Fields Quotes) No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree (W C Fields Quotes) Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink (W C Fields Quotes) Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with (W C Fields Quotes) I must have a drink of breakfast (W C Fields Quotes) Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia (W C Fields Quotes) Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against (W C Fields Quotes) Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live (W C Fields Quotes) Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again (W C Fields Quotes) Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad (W C Fields Quotes)

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