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Stephen Colbert Quotes

I think of him as well intentioned, poorly informed, high status idiot Picture Quote #1

Well, I thought it was funny Picture Quote #1

I’ve got butterflies in my stomach... because I ate a cocoon quesadilla! Picture Quote #1

I spent my first two years at a small all-male college in Virginia called Hampden-Sydney. That was like going to college 120 years ago. The languages, a year of rhetoric, all of the great books, Western Man courses, stuff like that Picture Quote #1

Thankfully, dreams can change. If we’d all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses Picture Quote #1

Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta Picture Quote #1

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I don’t get why the government is the only one that gets to print money Picture Quote #1

The more you know, the sadder you get Picture Quote #1

Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character Picture Quote #1

Isn’t an agnostic just an atheist without balls? Picture Quote #1

Attack life, it’s going to kill you anyway Picture Quote #1

I don’t like books, they’re all fact, no heart Picture Quote #1

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Baby carrots are making me gay Picture Quote #1

I am no fan of books Picture Quote #1

I can’t prove it, but I can say it Picture Quote #1

Agnostics are just atheists without balls Picture Quote #1

It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias Picture Quote #1

What’s the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns? Picture Quote #1

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Equations are the devil’s sentences Picture Quote #1

I can really find something interesting about almost anyone I talk to Picture Quote #1

I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work Picture Quote #1

Folks, I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us Picture Quote #1

I scream, you scream, we all scream... for the truth Picture Quote #1

Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me Picture Quote #1

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Keep your facts, I’m going with the truth Picture Quote #1

If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations Picture Quote #1

I love the truth. It’s the facts I’m not a fan of Picture Quote #1

The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun Picture Quote #1

If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I’d be broke Picture Quote #1

It warps the minds of our children and weakens the resolve of our allies Picture Quote #1

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I think of him as well intentioned, poorly informed, high status idiot (Stephen Colbert Quotes) Well, I thought it was funny (Stephen Colbert Quotes) I’ve got butterflies in my stomach... because I ate a cocoon quesadilla! (Stephen Colbert Quotes) I spent my first two years at a small all-male college in Virginia called Hampden-Sydney. That was like going to college 120 years ago. The languages, a year of rhetoric, all of the great books, Western Man courses, stuff like that (Stephen Colbert Quotes) Thankfully, dreams can change. If we’d all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses. (Stephen Colbert Quotes) Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta. (Stephen Colbert Quotes) I don’t get why the government is the only one that gets to print money (Stephen Colbert Quotes) The more you know, the sadder you get (Stephen Colbert Quotes) Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character (Stephen Colbert Quotes) Isn’t an agnostic just an atheist without balls? (Stephen Colbert Quotes) Attack life, it’s going to kill you anyway (Stephen Colbert Quotes) I don’t like books, they’re all fact, no heart (Stephen Colbert Quotes) Baby carrots are making me gay (Stephen Colbert Quotes) I am no fan of books (Stephen Colbert Quotes) I can’t prove it, but I can say it (Stephen Colbert Quotes) Agnostics are just atheists without balls (Stephen Colbert Quotes) It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias (Stephen Colbert Quotes) What’s the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns? (Stephen Colbert Quotes) Equations are the devil’s sentences (Stephen Colbert Quotes) I can really find something interesting about almost anyone I talk to (Stephen Colbert Quotes) I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work (Stephen Colbert Quotes) Folks, I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us (Stephen Colbert Quotes) I scream, you scream, we all scream... for the truth (Stephen Colbert Quotes) Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me (Stephen Colbert Quotes) Keep your facts, I’m going with the truth (Stephen Colbert Quotes) If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations (Stephen Colbert Quotes) I love the truth. It’s the facts I’m not a fan of (Stephen Colbert Quotes) The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun (Stephen Colbert Quotes) If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I’d be broke (Stephen Colbert Quotes) It warps the minds of our children and weakens the resolve of our allies (Stephen Colbert Quotes)

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