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Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage! (Sex Quotes)
Bacon cake. Who needs sex? (Sex Quotes)
Sex without pain is like food without taste (Sex Quotes)
Junk turns the user into a plant. Plants do not feel pain since pain has no function in a stationary organism. Junk is a pain killer. A plant has no libido in the human or animal sense. Junk replaces the sex drive. Seeding is the sex of the plant and the function of opium is to delay seeding. Perhaps the intense discomfort of withdrawal is the transition from plant back to animal, from a painless, sexless, timeless state back to sex and pain and time, from death back to life (Sex Quotes)
I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel (Sex Quotes)
People should be very free with sex, but they should draw the line at goats (Sex Quotes)
I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year (Sex Quotes)
At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette (Sex Quotes)
With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years (Sex Quotes)
Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing (Sex Quotes)
Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time (Sex Quotes)
I want to give you... You know - the sex (Sex Quotes)
For male and female alike, the bodies of the other sex are messages signaling what we must do - they are glowing signifiers of our own necessities (Sex Quotes)
The omnipresent process of sex, as it is woven into the whole texture of our man's or woman's body, is the pattern of all the process of our life (Sex Quotes)
There are few things that we so unwillingly give up, even in advanced age, as the supposition that we still have the power of ingratiating ourselves with the fair sex (Sex Quotes)
The beautiful feeling after writing a poem is on the whole better even than after sex, and that's saying a lot (Sex Quotes)
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on (Sex Quotes)
The lover of life makes the whole world into his family, just as the lover of the fair sex creates his from all the lovely women he has found, from those that could be found, and those who are impossible to find (Sex Quotes)
Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact (Sex Quotes)
Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room (Sex Quotes)
Harry Potter is not twilight, you know; we're not selling sex (Sex Quotes)
Will you still respect me in the morning? (Sex Quotes)
Love is not about sex, going on fancy dates, or showing off. It’s about being with a person who makes you happy in a way nobody else can (Sex Quotes)
Obamacare will question your sex life (Sex Quotes)
Sex isn’t all that important, but it is when you love someone very much (Sex Quotes)
Love is more than a one way reflection, stop using sex as a weapon (Sex Quotes)
This is serious business, sex, violence, and rock and roll (Sex Quotes)
No relationships. No emotions. Just sex (Sex Quotes)
We have invented sex guilt to take our minds off the real thing (Sex Quotes)
Sex divorced from love is the thief of personal dignity (Sex Quotes)






























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