Sex Quotes
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If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies (Sex Quotes)
Ten men are waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired (Sex Quotes)
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman (Sex Quotes)
Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go omg, omg, wtf, zzz? Is that rude? (Sex Quotes)
The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off (Sex Quotes)
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? (Sex Quotes)
Love of beauty is really only the sex instinct, which nothing but complete union satisfies (Sex Quotes)
Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex (Sex Quotes)
I would only lose weight if it affected my health or my sex life, which it doesn't (Sex Quotes)
To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals (Sex Quotes)
Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like (Sex Quotes)
I hope you're not upset that I've slept with half the people we're inviting to our wedding (Sex Quotes)
I'm going to stay in tonight and wait for your booty call (Sex Quotes)
I'm the groomsman who's been assigned to sleep with you (Sex Quotes)
Later he would say that the Church led him to God, and LSD led him to universe. He also said that art led him to the devil, and sex kept him with the devil (Sex Quotes)
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after (Sex Quotes)
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise (Sex Quotes)
Scratch most feminists and underneath there is a woman who longs to be a sex object. The difference is that is not all she wants to be (Sex Quotes)
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex (Sex Quotes)
Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it's looks, most women know otherwise (Sex Quotes)
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them (Sex Quotes)
My ex? Yeah, I'd still hit that. Only this time, it'd be with a car or a baseball bat (Sex Quotes)
I did not have sexual relations with that woman (Sex Quotes)
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you (Sex Quotes)
The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs (Sex Quotes)
Today, I don’t feel like doing anything. Except you, I’d do you (Sex Quotes)
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty (Sex Quotes)
You’re in my inappropriate thoughts (Sex Quotes)
I just want you to be happy. And naked (Sex Quotes)
The haughty woman who can stand alone, and requires no leaning - place in our hearts, loses the spell of her sex (Sex Quotes)






























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