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Sex Quotes

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it Picture Quote #1

We haven't dated long enough for breakup sex Picture Quote #1

There's no religion but sex and music Picture Quote #1

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind Picture Quote #1

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects Picture Quote #1

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it Picture Quote #1

The saints, many of them women, warred with themselves as well as God. The body has its own animal urges, just as there are attractions and repulsions in sex that modern liberalism cannot face Picture Quote #1

Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good Picture Quote #1

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married Picture Quote #1

I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex Picture Quote #1

You bring the friendship, I’ll bring the benefits Picture Quote #1

Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night Picture Quote #1

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble Picture Quote #1

Erectile dysfunction turns me on Picture Quote #1

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward Picture Quote #1

Ninety eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence Picture Quote #1

I promise not to yell Al Gore's name during sex with you this Earth Day Picture Quote #1

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good Picture Quote #1

To me,

I think people often try to find through sex things that are much easier to find in other ways Picture Quote #1

I can be very naughty when I want to be Picture Quote #1

What more fiendish proof of cosmic irresponsibility than a Nature which, having invented sex as a way to mix genes, then permits to arise, amid all its perfumed and hypnotic inducements to mate, a tireless tribe of spirochetes and viruses that torture and kill us for following orders? Picture Quote #1

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power Picture Quote #1

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add Picture Quote #1

Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution Picture Quote #1

I thank God I am not a woman, to be touched in so many giddy offences as He hath generally taxed their whole sex withal Picture Quote #1

It is odd enough to see how the entrance of a person of the opposite sex into an assemblage of either men or women calms down the little discordances and the disturbance of mood Picture Quote #1

Recall the old story of the rather refined young man who preferred sex dreams to visiting brothels because he met a much nicer type of girl that way Picture Quote #1

Ah, poor our sex! This fault in us I find, the error of our eye directs our mind. What error leads must error Picture Quote #1

Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account Picture Quote #1

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it (Sex Quotes) We haven't dated long enough for breakup sex (Sex Quotes) There's no religion but sex and music (Sex Quotes) In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind (Sex Quotes) My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects (Sex Quotes) Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it (Sex Quotes) The saints, many of them women, warred with themselves as well as God. The body has its own animal urges, just as there are attractions and repulsions in sex that modern liberalism cannot face (Sex Quotes) Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good (Sex Quotes) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married (Sex Quotes) I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex (Sex Quotes) You bring the friendship, I’ll bring the benefits (Sex Quotes) Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night (Sex Quotes) Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble (Sex Quotes) Erectile dysfunction turns me on (Sex Quotes) For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward (Sex Quotes) Ninety eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence (Sex Quotes) I promise not to yell Al Gore's name during sex with you this Earth Day (Sex Quotes) Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good (Sex Quotes) To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex (Sex Quotes) I think people often try to find through sex things that are much easier to find in other ways (Sex Quotes) I can be very naughty when I want to be (Sex Quotes) What more fiendish proof of cosmic irresponsibility than a Nature which, having invented sex as a way to mix genes, then permits to arise, amid all its perfumed and hypnotic inducements to mate, a tireless tribe of spirochetes and viruses that torture and kill us for following orders? (Sex Quotes) Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power (Sex Quotes) Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add (Sex Quotes) Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution (Sex Quotes) I thank God I am not a woman, to be touched in so many giddy offences as He hath generally taxed their whole sex withal (Sex Quotes) It is odd enough to see how the entrance of a person of the opposite sex into an assemblage of either men or women calms down the little discordances and the disturbance of mood (Sex Quotes) Recall the old story of the rather refined young man who preferred sex dreams to visiting brothels because he met a much nicer type of girl that way (Sex Quotes) Ah, poor our sex! This fault in us I find, the error of our eye directs our mind. What error leads must error (Sex Quotes) Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account (Sex Quotes)

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