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Scott Adams Quotes

The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want Picture Quote #1

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart Picture Quote #1

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion Picture Quote #1

Informed decision making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results Picture Quote #1

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks Picture Quote #1

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The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation Picture Quote #1

Normal people don't understand this concept; they believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet Picture Quote #1

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end Picture Quote #1

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives Picture Quote #1

I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing Picture Quote #1

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant Picture Quote #1

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Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games Picture Quote #1

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater Picture Quote #1

Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account Picture Quote #1

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing Picture Quote #1

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you hear a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon Picture Quote #1

The basic concept of the Dilbert Principle is that the most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management Picture Quote #1

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There's a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it's where most of life happens Picture Quote #1

There's nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms Picture Quote #1

As you know, the best way to solve a problem is to identify the core belief that causes the problem; then mock that belief until the people who hold it insist that you heard them wrong Picture Quote #1

The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want Picture Quote #1

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The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want (Scott Adams Quotes) Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. Because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems (Scott Adams Quotes) Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart (Scott Adams Quotes) Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion (Scott Adams Quotes) Informed decision making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results (Scott Adams Quotes) In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks (Scott Adams Quotes) The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation (Scott Adams Quotes) Normal people don't understand this concept; they believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet (Scott Adams Quotes) Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end (Scott Adams Quotes) There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives (Scott Adams Quotes) I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing (Scott Adams Quotes) Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant (Scott Adams Quotes) Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games (Scott Adams Quotes) When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater (Scott Adams Quotes) Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account (Scott Adams Quotes) And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing (Scott Adams Quotes) In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you hear a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon (Scott Adams Quotes) The basic concept of the Dilbert Principle is that the most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management (Scott Adams Quotes) There's a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it's where most of life happens (Scott Adams Quotes) There's nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms (Scott Adams Quotes) As you know, the best way to solve a problem is to identify the core belief that causes the problem; then mock that belief until the people who hold it insist that you heard them wrong (Scott Adams Quotes) The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want (Scott Adams Quotes)

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