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Scott Adams Quotes

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure Picture Quote #1

We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational Picture Quote #1

Remember, freedom is always taken, never given Picture Quote #1

A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels Picture Quote #1

I love you like a fat kid loves cake! Picture Quote #1

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good Picture Quote #1

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Everybody is somebody’s else’s weirdo Picture Quote #1

I try to avoid giving advice Picture Quote #1

The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out Picture Quote #1

Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent Picture Quote #1

Technology: No Place for Wimps! Picture Quote #1

Wrong is one of those concepts that depends on witnesses Picture Quote #1

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The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be 'that stabbin' Dilbert guy Picture Quote #1

Frankly, I'm suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue Picture Quote #1

You haven't achieved equality until you're a legitimate target for humor Picture Quote #1

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep Picture Quote #1

Dance like it hurts, Love like you need money, Work when people are watching Picture Quote #1

My investments have been hurt Picture Quote #1

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Always postpone meetings with time-wasting morons Picture Quote #1

Of course I don’t look busy, I did it right the first time Picture Quote #1

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred Picture Quote #1

When did ignorance become a point of view? Picture Quote #1

There's a fine line between participation and mockery Picture Quote #1

My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser Picture Quote #1

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We use only the finest days of the week in this dish Picture Quote #1

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public Picture Quote #1

Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever consider getting off caffeine yourself, let me explain the process. You begin by sitting motionlessly in a desk chair. Then you just keep doing that forever because life has no meaning Picture Quote #1

Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as nutty methods; 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer . . . commonly referred to as a complete waste of time Picture Quote #1

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge Picture Quote #1

For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That’s exactly like a nut except with a better attitude Picture Quote #1

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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure (Scott Adams Quotes) We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational (Scott Adams Quotes) Remember, freedom is always taken, never given (Scott Adams Quotes) A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels (Scott Adams Quotes) I love you like a fat kid loves cake! (Scott Adams Quotes) A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good (Scott Adams Quotes) Everybody is somebody’s else’s weirdo (Scott Adams Quotes) I try to avoid giving advice (Scott Adams Quotes) The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out (Scott Adams Quotes) Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent (Scott Adams Quotes) Technology: No Place for Wimps! (Scott Adams Quotes) Wrong is one of those concepts that depends on witnesses (Scott Adams Quotes) The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be 'that stabbin' Dilbert guy (Scott Adams Quotes) Frankly, I'm suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue (Scott Adams Quotes) You haven't achieved equality until you're a legitimate target for humor (Scott Adams Quotes) Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep (Scott Adams Quotes) Dance like it hurts, Love like you need money, Work when people are watching (Scott Adams Quotes) My investments have been hurt (Scott Adams Quotes) Always postpone meetings with time-wasting morons (Scott Adams Quotes) Of course I don’t look busy, I did it right the first time (Scott Adams Quotes) People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred (Scott Adams Quotes) When did ignorance become a point of view? (Scott Adams Quotes) There's a fine line between participation and mockery (Scott Adams Quotes) My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser (Scott Adams Quotes) We use only the finest days of the week in this dish (Scott Adams Quotes) You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public (Scott Adams Quotes) Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever consider getting off caffeine yourself, let me explain the process. You begin by sitting motionlessly in a desk chair. Then you just keep doing that forever because life has no meaning. (Scott Adams Quotes) Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as nutty methods; 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer . . . commonly referred to as a complete waste of time. (Scott Adams Quotes) Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge (Scott Adams Quotes) For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That’s exactly like a nut except with a better attitude. (Scott Adams Quotes)

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