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The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it (Scott Adams Quotes)
As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won’t run out of material (Scott Adams Quotes)
Management is nature’s way of removing idiots from the productive flow (Scott Adams Quotes)
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car (Scott Adams Quotes)
Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever consider getting off caffeine yourself, let me explain the process. You begin by sitting motionlessly in a desk chair. Then you just keep doing that forever because life has no meaning. (Scott Adams Quotes)
Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as nutty methods; 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer . . . commonly referred to as a complete waste of time. (Scott Adams Quotes)
For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That’s exactly like a nut except with a better attitude. (Scott Adams Quotes)
The best things in life are silly (Scott Adams Quotes)
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again (Scott Adams Quotes)
Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent (Scott Adams Quotes)
Wrong is one of those concepts that depends on witnesses (Scott Adams Quotes)
I get mail; therefore I am (Scott Adams Quotes)
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure (Scott Adams Quotes)
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be 'that stabbin' Dilbert guy (Scott Adams Quotes)
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public (Scott Adams Quotes)
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings (Scott Adams Quotes)
Frankly, I'm suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue (Scott Adams Quotes)
You haven't achieved equality until you're a legitimate target for humor (Scott Adams Quotes)
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot (Scott Adams Quotes)
Dance like it hurts, Love like you need money, Work when people are watching (Scott Adams Quotes)
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination (Scott Adams Quotes)
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge (Scott Adams Quotes)
Always postpone meetings with time-wasting morons (Scott Adams Quotes)
The only risk of failure is promotion (Scott Adams Quotes)
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard (Scott Adams Quotes)
People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred (Scott Adams Quotes)
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead (Scott Adams Quotes)
Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams (Scott Adams Quotes)
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems (Scott Adams Quotes)
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? (Scott Adams Quotes)