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Robin Williams Quotes

The ‘Aladdin’ thing - that’s not work; that’s just fun. Three days in the recording studio going mad, then the animators do all the work. Not a bad way to cash a large check, my friend Picture Quote #1

The French don’t have a baseball team. And if they did, there’d only be a left field, and no one would be safe Picture Quote #1

The Chinese had accused the Tibetans of being terrorists, which is weird. A Tibetan terrorist is like an Amish hacker. It just doesn’t fit Picture Quote #1

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio Picture Quote #1

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet Picture Quote #1

I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great writers’ chops Picture Quote #1

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Winning an Oscar is an honor, but, between you and me, it does not makes things easier Picture Quote #1

I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up Picture Quote #1

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it Picture Quote #1

There’s three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer Picture Quote #1

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev Picture Quote #1

Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one? Picture Quote #1

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I’m an Episcopal, which is Catholic Lite. It’s like same religion, half the guilt Picture Quote #1

The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ? Picture Quote #1

I was always the Class Clown and over time became very good at it. I started doing comedy on stage at the Dallas Comedy Corner where I honed my skills by watching guys like Garry Shandling, Robin Williams, Jay Lena and more Picture Quote #1

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I’ve ever eaten. It’s like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string Picture Quote #1

Performing comedy in San Francisco to begin with is pretty wild. You’ve got to - you’ve got the human game preserve to play off of. And it’s a lot of great characters everywhere. You work off that, and then you play the rooms, and eventually you get to a point where you’re playing a club that is a comedy club, with other comics Picture Quote #1

You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars Picture Quote #1

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You have this idea that you’d better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous Picture Quote #1

When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, ‘Oh, man!’ I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side Picture Quote #1

But if there’s love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever Picture Quote #1

I prefer to be handcuffed at home. The idea of voice work to me is great fun, especially when it’s a chance to do two different voices Picture Quote #1

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish Picture Quote #1

In the process of looking for comedy, you have to be deeply honest. And in doing that, you’ll find out here’s the other side. You’ll be looking under the rock occasionally for the laughter Picture Quote #1

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I enjoy performing for heavily armed people. It’s easier than going to Georgia Picture Quote #1

Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously? Picture Quote #1

Women have so many levels. There’s the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There’s this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial Picture Quote #1

I think you have everyone kind of pulling on the same end of the rope. It’s not like you’re Robin Williams and everyone else is a deaf mute. It’s like - there’s plenty of help Picture Quote #1

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It’s a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there Picture Quote #1

The essential truth is that sometimes you’re worried that they’ll find out it’s a fluke, that you don’t really have it. You’ve lost the muse or - the worst dread - you never had it at all. I went through all that madness early on Picture Quote #1

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The ‘Aladdin’ thing - that’s not work; that’s just fun. Three days in the recording studio going mad, then the animators do all the work. Not a bad way to cash a large check, my friend. (Robin Williams Quotes) The French don’t have a baseball team. And if they did, there’d only be a left field, and no one would be safe. (Robin Williams Quotes) The Chinese had accused the Tibetans of being terrorists, which is weird. A Tibetan terrorist is like an Amish hacker. It just doesn’t fit. (Robin Williams Quotes) Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio (Robin Williams Quotes) Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. (Robin Williams Quotes) I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great writers’ chops. (Robin Williams Quotes) Winning an Oscar is an honor, but, between you and me, it does not makes things easier (Robin Williams Quotes) I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up (Robin Williams Quotes) Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it (Robin Williams Quotes) There’s three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer. (Robin Williams Quotes) The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev (Robin Williams Quotes) Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one? (Robin Williams Quotes) I’m an Episcopal, which is Catholic Lite. It’s like same religion, half the guilt. (Robin Williams Quotes) The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ? (Robin Williams Quotes) I was always the Class Clown and over time became very good at it. I started doing comedy on stage at the Dallas Comedy Corner where I honed my skills by watching guys like Garry Shandling, Robin Williams, Jay Lena and more. (Robin Williams Quotes) Okra is the closest thing to nylon I’ve ever eaten. It’s like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string. (Robin Williams Quotes) Performing comedy in San Francisco to begin with is pretty wild. You’ve got to - you’ve got the human game preserve to play off of. And it’s a lot of great characters everywhere. You work off that, and then you play the rooms, and eventually you get to a point where you’re playing a club that is a comedy club, with other comics. (Robin Williams Quotes) You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars. (Robin Williams Quotes) You have this idea that you’d better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. (Robin Williams Quotes) When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, ‘Oh, man!’ I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side. (Robin Williams Quotes) But if there’s love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever. (Robin Williams Quotes) I prefer to be handcuffed at home. The idea of voice work to me is great fun, especially when it’s a chance to do two different voices. (Robin Williams Quotes) I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish (Robin Williams Quotes) In the process of looking for comedy, you have to be deeply honest. And in doing that, you’ll find out here’s the other side. You’ll be looking under the rock occasionally for the laughter. (Robin Williams Quotes) I enjoy performing for heavily armed people. It’s easier than going to Georgia. (Robin Williams Quotes) Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously? (Robin Williams Quotes) Women have so many levels. There’s the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There’s this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial. (Robin Williams Quotes) I think you have everyone kind of pulling on the same end of the rope. It’s not like you’re Robin Williams and everyone else is a deaf mute. It’s like - there’s plenty of help. (Robin Williams Quotes) I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It’s a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there. (Robin Williams Quotes) The essential truth is that sometimes you’re worried that they’ll find out it’s a fluke, that you don’t really have it. You’ve lost the muse or - the worst dread - you never had it at all. I went through all that madness early on. (Robin Williams Quotes)

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