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Robin Williams Quotes

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' Picture Quote #1

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world Picture Quote #1

Death is nature's way of saying, your table's ready Picture Quote #1

What's right is what's left when everything is wrong Picture Quote #1

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you have too much money Picture Quote #1

Carpe per diem - seize the check Picture Quote #1

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If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? Picture Quote #1

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days Picture Quote #1

Divorce... From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet Picture Quote #1

Comedy is acting out optimism Picture Quote #1

Cricket is basically baseball on valium Picture Quote #1

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery Picture Quote #1

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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture Picture Quote #1

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins Picture Quote #1

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong Picture Quote #1

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome Picture Quote #1

I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way Picture Quote #1

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it's not, it's to end up with people who make you feel all alone Picture Quote #1

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I wonder what chairs think about all day: Oh, here comes another asshole Picture Quote #1

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks Picture Quote #1

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go omg, omg, wtf, zzz? Is that rude? Picture Quote #1

To be acknowledged for who and what I am, no more, no less. Not for acclaim, not for approval, but, the simple truth of that recognition. This has been the elemental drive of my existence, and it must be achieved, if I am to live or die with dignity Picture Quote #1

They made porn movies, of my movies! Good Will Humping? Okay... Wet Dreams May Cum? All right... Snatch Adams? That was scary. A clown with a strap-on Picture Quote #1

Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's a bowl of milk in it for them Picture Quote #1

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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that Picture Quote #1

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it’s like this terrific double bill Picture Quote #1

There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot Picture Quote #1

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to Picture Quote #1

You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars Picture Quote #1

Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly Picture Quote #1

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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' (Robin Williams Quotes) No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world (Robin Williams Quotes) Death is nature's way of saying, your table's ready (Robin Williams Quotes) What's right is what's left when everything is wrong (Robin Williams Quotes) Cocaine is God's way of telling you you have too much money (Robin Williams Quotes) Carpe per diem - seize the check (Robin Williams Quotes) If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? (Robin Williams Quotes) If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days (Robin Williams Quotes) Divorce... From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet (Robin Williams Quotes) Comedy is acting out optimism (Robin Williams Quotes) Cricket is basically baseball on valium (Robin Williams Quotes) The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery (Robin Williams Quotes) We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture (Robin Williams Quotes) We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins (Robin Williams Quotes) What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong (Robin Williams Quotes) You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome (Robin Williams Quotes) I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way (Robin Williams Quotes) I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it's not, it's to end up with people who make you feel all alone (Robin Williams Quotes) I wonder what chairs think about all day: Oh, here comes another asshole (Robin Williams Quotes) You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks (Robin Williams Quotes) Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go omg, omg, wtf, zzz? Is that rude? (Robin Williams Quotes) To be acknowledged for who and what I am, no more, no less. Not for acclaim, not for approval, but, the simple truth of that recognition. This has been the elemental drive of my existence, and it must be achieved, if I am to live or die with dignity (Robin Williams Quotes) They made porn movies, of my movies! Good Will Humping? Okay... Wet Dreams May Cum? All right... Snatch Adams? That was scary. A clown with a strap-on (Robin Williams Quotes) Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's a bowl of milk in it for them (Robin Williams Quotes) I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that (Robin Williams Quotes) I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it’s like this terrific double bill (Robin Williams Quotes) There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot (Robin Williams Quotes) You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to (Robin Williams Quotes) You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars (Robin Williams Quotes) Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly (Robin Williams Quotes)

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