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Robin Williams Quotes

I learned that by being entertaining you make a connection with another person Picture Quote #1

You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator Picture Quote #1

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio Picture Quote #1

I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up Picture Quote #1

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it Picture Quote #1

I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It’s 71 Virginians, you asshole! Picture Quote #1

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My favorite athletes of any Olympics are always the African distance runners. You never have to drug test an African distance runner Picture Quote #1

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go omg, omg, wtf, zzz? Is that rude? Picture Quote #1

They made porn movies, of my movies! Good Will Humping? Okay... Wet Dreams May Cum? All right... Snatch Adams? That was scary. A clown with a strap-on Picture Quote #1

Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's a bowl of milk in it for them Picture Quote #1

As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them Picture Quote #1

You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid! Picture Quote #1

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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift Picture Quote #1

Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are Picture Quote #1

When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things Picture Quote #1

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself Picture Quote #1

What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before Picture Quote #1

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself Picture Quote #1

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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse Picture Quote #1

I think it’s great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal Picture Quote #1

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers Picture Quote #1

To be acknowledged for who and what I am, no more, no less. Not for acclaim, not for approval, but, the simple truth of that recognition. This has been the elemental drive of my existence, and it must be achieved, if I am to live or die with dignity Picture Quote #1

If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing Picture Quote #1

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car Picture Quote #1

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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly Picture Quote #1

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad Picture Quote #1

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to Picture Quote #1

You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars Picture Quote #1

All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me Picture Quote #1

Life is fleeting. And if you’re ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me Picture Quote #1

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I learned that by being entertaining you make a connection with another person (Robin Williams Quotes) You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator (Robin Williams Quotes) Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio (Robin Williams Quotes) I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up (Robin Williams Quotes) Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it (Robin Williams Quotes) I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It’s 71 Virginians, you asshole! (Robin Williams Quotes) My favorite athletes of any Olympics are always the African distance runners. You never have to drug test an African distance runner (Robin Williams Quotes) Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go omg, omg, wtf, zzz? Is that rude? (Robin Williams Quotes) They made porn movies, of my movies! Good Will Humping? Okay... Wet Dreams May Cum? All right... Snatch Adams? That was scary. A clown with a strap-on (Robin Williams Quotes) Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's a bowl of milk in it for them (Robin Williams Quotes) As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them (Robin Williams Quotes) You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid! (Robin Williams Quotes) Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift (Robin Williams Quotes) Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are (Robin Williams Quotes) When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things (Robin Williams Quotes) Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself (Robin Williams Quotes) What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before (Robin Williams Quotes) I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself (Robin Williams Quotes) You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse (Robin Williams Quotes) I think it’s great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal (Robin Williams Quotes) If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers (Robin Williams Quotes) To be acknowledged for who and what I am, no more, no less. Not for acclaim, not for approval, but, the simple truth of that recognition. This has been the elemental drive of my existence, and it must be achieved, if I am to live or die with dignity (Robin Williams Quotes) If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing (Robin Williams Quotes) After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car (Robin Williams Quotes) Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly (Robin Williams Quotes) Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad (Robin Williams Quotes) You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to (Robin Williams Quotes) You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars (Robin Williams Quotes) All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me (Robin Williams Quotes) Life is fleeting. And if you’re ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me (Robin Williams Quotes)

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