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Redneck Quotes

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave’em in the shade Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’re still scalping tickets after the concert is over Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave’em in the shade (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’re still scalping tickets after the concert is over (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging (Redneck Quotes)

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