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Redneck Quotes

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds Picture Quote #1

I like to say, in Hollywood, you can’t make a redneck movie without me. That doesn’t happen. You better not do it Picture Quote #1

If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Tour,’ I was probably the least redneck of everybody Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison Picture Quote #1

I did admire the comments and the music of Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie. And that didn’t fly too well in the Deep South. It was not quite redneck enough Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your daughter’s Barbie’s Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet ‘Ms. Right Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion Picture Quote #1

I was stupid when I started: the epitome of bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. It was like, ‘I get to live in L.A. and drive around in limos? Really?’ I didn’t realize I was owned. The more money gets pumped into you, the more you become a marionette. It made me a true redneck in attitude: I never wanted to wake up ever again feeling owned Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house Picture Quote #1

I kinda like Florida. It’s hot as hell, but we moved to Tallahassee, which is so close to Georgia. It really wasn’t Florida the way people think of Florida. It wasn’t south Florida. But you could still easily drive to Panama City Beach and get a little bit of Redneck Riviera if you want that. Get some airbrushed T-shirts on, and you’re done Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they’ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. (Redneck Quotes) I like to say, in Hollywood, you can’t make a redneck movie without me. That doesn’t happen. You better not do it. (Redneck Quotes) If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Tour,’ I was probably the least redneck of everybody (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice. (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded. (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up. (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. (Redneck Quotes) I did admire the comments and the music of Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie. And that didn’t fly too well in the Deep South. It was not quite redneck enough. (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your daughter’s Barbie’s Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard. (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it. (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet ‘Ms. Right (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion. (Redneck Quotes) I was stupid when I started: the epitome of bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. It was like, ‘I get to live in L.A. and drive around in limos? Really?’ I didn’t realize I was owned. The more money gets pumped into you, the more you become a marionette. It made me a true redneck in attitude: I never wanted to wake up ever again feeling owned. (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house. (Redneck Quotes) I kinda like Florida. It’s hot as hell, but we moved to Tallahassee, which is so close to Georgia. It really wasn’t Florida the way people think of Florida. It wasn’t south Florida. But you could still easily drive to Panama City Beach and get a little bit of Redneck Riviera if you want that. Get some airbrushed T-shirts on, and you’re done. (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they’ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock. (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature. (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps. (Redneck Quotes)

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