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Redneck Quotes

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up Picture Quote #1

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels Picture Quote #1

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up (Redneck Quotes) If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels (Redneck Quotes) You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank (Redneck Quotes)

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