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Phyllis Diller Quotes

Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out Picture Quote #1

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away Picture Quote #1

I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead Picture Quote #1

I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo Picture Quote #1

It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak Picture Quote #1

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth Picture Quote #1

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My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his Picture Quote #1

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush Picture Quote #1

I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to Picture Quote #1

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public Picture Quote #1

All I ever learned at my mother’s knee was what a bony knee looked like Picture Quote #1

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing Picture Quote #1

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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day Picture Quote #1

You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot Picture Quote #1

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like Picture Quote #1

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Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out (Phyllis Diller Quotes) I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away (Phyllis Diller Quotes) I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead (Phyllis Diller Quotes) I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo (Phyllis Diller Quotes) It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak (Phyllis Diller Quotes) The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth (Phyllis Diller Quotes) My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his (Phyllis Diller Quotes) Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush (Phyllis Diller Quotes) I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to (Phyllis Diller Quotes) The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public (Phyllis Diller Quotes) All I ever learned at my mother’s knee was what a bony knee looked like (Phyllis Diller Quotes) The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing (Phyllis Diller Quotes) What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day (Phyllis Diller Quotes) You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot (Phyllis Diller Quotes) If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like (Phyllis Diller Quotes)

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