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Phyllis Diller Quotes
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Friendship Quotes
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
My photographs don’t do me justice - they just look like me (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan. (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
How do you know they’re growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher. (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
All mothers are working mothers (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
If it weren’t for my adam’s apple, I’d have no shape at all (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
I don’t like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors! (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
It’s an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
My father used to call me the laughing hyena (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
I’m from such an old family, it’s been condemned (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
You know you’re old when your walker has an airbag (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
The only parts left of my original body are my elbows (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
When I go to the beach, even the tide won’t come in (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
How do you know they’re growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
There’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once (Phyllis Diller Quotes)