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Phyllis Diller Quotes

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Picture Quote #1

All mothers are working mothers Picture Quote #1

You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors! Picture Quote #1

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room Picture Quote #1

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight Picture Quote #1

I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing Picture Quote #1

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight Picture Quote #1

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight Picture Quote #1

Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls Picture Quote #1

Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing Picture Quote #1

My father used to call me the laughing hyena Picture Quote #1

It’s an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser Picture Quote #1

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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once Picture Quote #1

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard Picture Quote #1

Aim high, and you won’t shoot your foot off Picture Quote #1

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture Picture Quote #1

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out Picture Quote #1

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half Picture Quote #1

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Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out Picture Quote #1

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge Picture Quote #1

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit Picture Quote #1

Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have Picture Quote #1

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush Picture Quote #1

I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo Picture Quote #1

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By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant Picture Quote #1

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away Picture Quote #1

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day Picture Quote #1

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing Picture Quote #1

You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot Picture Quote #1

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public Picture Quote #1

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? (Phyllis Diller Quotes) All mothers are working mothers (Phyllis Diller Quotes) You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors! (Phyllis Diller Quotes) Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room (Phyllis Diller Quotes) A smile is a curve that sets everything straight (Phyllis Diller Quotes) I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing (Phyllis Diller Quotes) Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight (Phyllis Diller Quotes) Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight (Phyllis Diller Quotes) Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls (Phyllis Diller Quotes) Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing (Phyllis Diller Quotes) My father used to call me the laughing hyena (Phyllis Diller Quotes) It’s an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser (Phyllis Diller Quotes) A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once (Phyllis Diller Quotes) I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard (Phyllis Diller Quotes) Aim high, and you won’t shoot your foot off (Phyllis Diller Quotes) Our dog died from licking our wedding picture (Phyllis Diller Quotes) Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out (Phyllis Diller Quotes) His finest hour lasted a minute and a half (Phyllis Diller Quotes) Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out (Phyllis Diller Quotes) It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge (Phyllis Diller Quotes) My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit (Phyllis Diller Quotes) Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have (Phyllis Diller Quotes) Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush (Phyllis Diller Quotes) I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo (Phyllis Diller Quotes) By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant (Phyllis Diller Quotes) I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away (Phyllis Diller Quotes) What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day (Phyllis Diller Quotes) The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing (Phyllis Diller Quotes) You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot (Phyllis Diller Quotes) The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public (Phyllis Diller Quotes)

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