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Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes

That's gross, I love it Picture Quote #1

I declare everything you are saying is stupid Picture Quote #1

Sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I Picture Quote #1

Camping sucks. And you can see the stars, which I hate. They're creepy Picture Quote #1

April, you're like an angel with no wings. So like a person Picture Quote #1

But you moved to South Carolina from where? My mother's uterus Picture Quote #1

I'm going to make it rain. I'm just going to pick that up real quick Picture Quote #1

One time my refrigerator stopped working, I didn't know what to do. I just moved Picture Quote #1

Jerry, did you use permanent marker again? Let's all pretend Jerry wasn't born Picture Quote #1

Okay, so you always separate your lights from your darks. That's racist Picture Quote #1

Can you photoshop your life with better decisions? Picture Quote #1

I like people, places and things Picture Quote #1

If I had to have a stripper’s name. It would be equality Picture Quote #1

I’m not crying, I’m just allergic to jerks Picture Quote #1

Do you have any history of mental illness in your family. I have an uncle who does yoga Picture Quote #1

I don't know how much is in my bank account. And at this point, I'm afraid to look Picture Quote #1

I have no idea what I'm doing. But I know I'm doing it really, really well Picture Quote #1

I'd wish you the best of luck. But I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures Picture Quote #1

The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until they have sore, chapped nipples Picture Quote #1

Hi there, is there a project I can help you with today? I know more than you Picture Quote #1

When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about hem Picture Quote #1

Really? You're not scared to eat here? When I eat, it is the food that is scared Picture Quote #1

You're too beautiful to be funny. It's not your fault, you never had to compensate for anything Picture Quote #1

Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously. That's impossible Picture Quote #1

I like Tom. He doesn't do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. He's not a team player. He's never one to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I'm looking for in a government employee Picture Quote #1

I don't care about that prize. But I'm gonna win because I want his happiness to go away Picture Quote #1

I have been forced to do many things I don't enjoy, like write things down and speak with people Picture Quote #1

If I was sick, could I do this? What are you doing? Cartwheels. Am I not doing them? No Picture Quote #1

I really wish I could have your body. What? Eww, like tied up naked in your basement Picture Quote #1

You're stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing you bring with you? Silence Picture Quote #1

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That's gross, I love it (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I declare everything you are saying is stupid (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Camping sucks. And you can see the stars, which I hate. They're creepy (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) April, you're like an angel with no wings. So like a person (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) But you moved to South Carolina from where? My mother's uterus (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I'm going to make it rain. I'm just going to pick that up real quick (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) One time my refrigerator stopped working, I didn't know what to do. I just moved (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Jerry, did you use permanent marker again? Let's all pretend Jerry wasn't born (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Okay, so you always separate your lights from your darks. That's racist (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Can you photoshop your life with better decisions? (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I like people, places and things (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) If I had to have a stripper’s name. It would be equality (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I’m not crying, I’m just allergic to jerks (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Do you have any history of mental illness in your family. I have an uncle who does yoga (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I don't know how much is in my bank account. And at this point, I'm afraid to look (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I have no idea what I'm doing. But I know I'm doing it really, really well (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I'd wish you the best of luck. But I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until they have sore, chapped nipples (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Hi there, is there a project I can help you with today? I know more than you (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about hem (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Really? You're not scared to eat here? When I eat, it is the food that is scared (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) You're too beautiful to be funny. It's not your fault, you never had to compensate for anything (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously. That's impossible (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I like Tom. He doesn't do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. He's not a team player. He's never one to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I'm looking for in a government employee (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I don't care about that prize. But I'm gonna win because I want his happiness to go away (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I have been forced to do many things I don't enjoy, like write things down and speak with people (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) If I was sick, could I do this? What are you doing? Cartwheels. Am I not doing them? No (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I really wish I could have your body. What? Eww, like tied up naked in your basement (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) You're stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing you bring with you? Silence (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes)

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