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Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes

I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life Picture Quote #1

You are such a sore loser. I am not a sore loser, it's just that I prefer to win and when I don't, I get furious Picture Quote #1

She's been asleep for 22 hours. At one point I thought she was up. But then she went right back to sleep Picture Quote #1

I don't know what to do. Me neither. You give such good advice. Babe, I love you Picture Quote #1

I've had the same will since I was 8 years old. Upon my death all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me. What are these weird symbols? The man who kills me will know Picture Quote #1

Oh hey, baby. If you're going to the kitchen could you make me pancakes real quick? Ooh, are pancakes being made? Picture Quote #1

Oh, you're not on your period are you? No, does that matter? Well not for this Picture Quote #1

The monitor is not a toy, Andy. Anything is a toy if you play with it Picture Quote #1

I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't Picture Quote #1

Thank you all for being here. Let's get started. Wow. Great attitude, Ron! Sorry, I was talking to these ribs Picture Quote #1

I think I have found a project I'd actually enjoy doing, helping these cats and dogs. They should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people Picture Quote #1

I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life Picture Quote #1

I feel great, I ran 5k this morning. Really? No, I threw up in the shower Picture Quote #1

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons Picture Quote #1

I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions Picture Quote #1

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I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) You are such a sore loser. I am not a sore loser, it's just that I prefer to win and when I don't, I get furious (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) She's been asleep for 22 hours. At one point I thought she was up. But then she went right back to sleep (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I don't know what to do. Me neither. You give such good advice. Babe, I love you (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I've had the same will since I was 8 years old. Upon my death all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me. What are these weird symbols? The man who kills me will know (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Oh hey, baby. If you're going to the kitchen could you make me pancakes real quick? Ooh, are pancakes being made? (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Oh, you're not on your period are you? No, does that matter? Well not for this (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) The monitor is not a toy, Andy. Anything is a toy if you play with it (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Thank you all for being here. Let's get started. Wow. Great attitude, Ron! Sorry, I was talking to these ribs (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I think I have found a project I'd actually enjoy doing, helping these cats and dogs. They should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I feel great, I ran 5k this morning. Really? No, I threw up in the shower (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes)

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