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P G Wodehouse Quotes
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A lesser moustache, under the impact of that quick, agonised expulsion of breath, would have worked loose at the roots (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
It ought to be a criminal offence for women to dye their hair. Especially red. What the devil do women do that sort of thing for? (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
He shimmered out, and I sat up in bed with that rather unpleasant feeling you get sometimes that you’re going to die in about five minutes (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
One prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach, but, failing that, the next best thing is unquestionably to have got rid of the body (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
It was one of those days you sometimes get latish in the autumn when the sun beams, the birds toot, and there is a bracing tang in the air that sends the blood beetling briskly through the veins (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
To persons of spirit like ourselves the only happy marriage is that which is based on a firm foundation of almost incessant quarrelling (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes to its maximum only to the man who has given up golf (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
The only way of really finding out a man’s true character is to play golf with him. In no other walk of life does the cloven hoof so quickly display itself (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years, or a man of about a hundred and ten who had been aged by trouble (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
The storm is over, there is sunlight in my heart. I have a glass of wine and sit thinking of what has passed (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
She could not have gazed at him with a more rapturous intensity if she had been a small child and he a saucer of ice cream (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
If you could call the thing a horse. If it hadn’t shown a flash of speed in the straight, it would have got mixed up with the next race (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
I love writing. I never feel really comfortable unless I am either actually writing or have a story going. I could not stop writing (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Always get to the dialogue as soon as possible. I always feel the thing to go for is speed. Nothing puts the reader off more than a big slab of prose at the start (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
In all crises of human affairs there are two broad courses open to a man. He can stay where he is or he can go elsewhere (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
You know how it is with some girls. They seem to take the stuffing right out of you. I mean to say, there is something about their personality that paralyses the vocal cords and reduces the contents of the brain to cauliflower (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
There was a sound in the background like a distant sheep coughing gently on a mountainside. Jeeves sailing into action (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
In your walks about London you will sometimes see bent, haggard figures that look as if they had recently been caught in some powerful machinery. They are those fellows who got mixed up with Catsmeat when he was meaning well (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
I remember her telling me once that rabbits were the gnomes in attendance to the Fairy Queen and that the stars were God’s daisy chain. Perfect rot, of course (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don’t hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
The brains of members of the Press departments of motion-picture studios resemble soup at a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
You would be miserable if you had to go through life with a human doormat with ‘Welcome’ written on him. You want some one made of sterner stuff. You want, as it were, a sparring-partner, some one with whom you can quarrel happily with the certain knowledge that he will not curl up in a ball for you to kick, but will be there with the return wallop (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Say what you will, there is something fine about our old aristocracy. I’ll bet Trotsky couldn’t hit a moving secretary with an egg on a dark night (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
It’s a funny thing about looking for things. If you hunt for a needle in a haystack you don’t find it. If you don’t give a darn whether you ever see the needle or not it runs into you the first time you lean against the stack (P G Wodehouse Quotes)