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P G Wodehouse Quotes

Golf, like measles, should be caught young Picture Quote #1

Routine is the death to heroism Picture Quote #1

To find a man’s true character, play golf with him Picture Quote #1

It was a harsh, rasping voice, in its timbre not unlike a sawmill Picture Quote #1

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror Picture Quote #1

The female in question was a sloppy pest Picture Quote #1

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Ice formed on the butler’s upper slopes Picture Quote #1

He vanished abruptly, like an eel going into mud Picture Quote #1

The fellow with a face rather like a walnut Picture Quote #1

Mere abuse is no criticism Picture Quote #1

I started violently, as if some unseen hand had goosed me Picture Quote #1

Slice him where you like, a hellhound is always a hellhound Picture Quote #1

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I always advise people never to give advice Picture Quote #1

Before my eyes he wilted like a wet sock Picture Quote #1

While not exactly disgruntled, he was far from feeling gruntled Picture Quote #1

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them Picture Quote #1

If men’s minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank Picture Quote #1

She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel Picture Quote #1

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I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled Picture Quote #1

I shuddered from stem to stern, as stout barks do when buffeted by the waves Picture Quote #1

Birds, except when broiled and in the society of a cold bottle, bored him stiff Picture Quote #1

His whole aspect was that of a man who has unexpectedly been struck by lightning Picture Quote #1

Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman Picture Quote #1

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been ' Picture Quote #1

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Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks Picture Quote #1

I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments Picture Quote #1

The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured cosiness Picture Quote #1

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say

It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul Picture Quote #1

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Golf, like measles, should be caught young (P G Wodehouse Quotes) Routine is the death to heroism (P G Wodehouse Quotes) To find a man’s true character, play golf with him (P G Wodehouse Quotes) It was a harsh, rasping voice, in its timbre not unlike a sawmill (P G Wodehouse Quotes) Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror (P G Wodehouse Quotes) The female in question was a sloppy pest (P G Wodehouse Quotes) Ice formed on the butler’s upper slopes (P G Wodehouse Quotes) He vanished abruptly, like an eel going into mud (P G Wodehouse Quotes) The fellow with a face rather like a walnut (P G Wodehouse Quotes) Mere abuse is no criticism (P G Wodehouse Quotes) I started violently, as if some unseen hand had goosed me (P G Wodehouse Quotes) Slice him where you like, a hellhound is always a hellhound (P G Wodehouse Quotes) I always advise people never to give advice (P G Wodehouse Quotes) Before my eyes he wilted like a wet sock (P G Wodehouse Quotes) While not exactly disgruntled, he was far from feeling gruntled (P G Wodehouse Quotes) It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them (P G Wodehouse Quotes) If men’s minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank (P G Wodehouse Quotes) She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel (P G Wodehouse Quotes) I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled (P G Wodehouse Quotes) I shuddered from stem to stern, as stout barks do when buffeted by the waves (P G Wodehouse Quotes) Birds, except when broiled and in the society of a cold bottle, bored him stiff (P G Wodehouse Quotes) His whole aspect was that of a man who has unexpectedly been struck by lightning (P G Wodehouse Quotes) Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman (P G Wodehouse Quotes) Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been ' (P G Wodehouse Quotes) Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks (P G Wodehouse Quotes) I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments (P G Wodehouse Quotes) The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured cosiness (P G Wodehouse Quotes) She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when." (P G Wodehouse Quotes) It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul (P G Wodehouse Quotes)

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