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P G Wodehouse Quotes
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It is the bungled crime that brings remorse (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Everything is relative. you, for instance, are my relative (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
The supply of the milk of human kindness was short by several gallons (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
The ice was not only broken; it was shivered into a million fragments (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
I expect I shall feel better after tea (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
He looks much more like a lobster than most lobsters do (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
The trouble with cats is that they’ve got no tact (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Comedy is the kindly contemplation of the incongruous (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
He wore the unmistakable look of a man about to be present at a row between women, and only a wet cat in a strange backyard bears itself with less jauntiness than a man faced by such a prospect (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
And she’s got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
He trusted neither of them as far as he could spit, and he was a poor spitter, lacking both distance and control (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
It was a cold, disapproving gaze, such as a fastidious luncher who was not fond of caterpillars might have directed at one which he had discovered in his portion of salad (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Dark hair fell in a sweep over his forehead. He looked like a man who would write vers libre, as indeed he did (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
He committed mayhem upon his person. He did everything to him that a man can do who is hampered with boxing gloves (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
While they were content to peck cautiously at the ball, he never spared himself in his efforts to do it a violent injury (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
I consider that of all the dashed silly, drivelling ideas I ever heard in my puff this is the most blithering and futile. It won’t work. Not a chance (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
And a moment later there was a sound like a mighty rushing wind, and the relative had crossed the threshold at fifty m. P. H. Under her own steam (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
He had been looking like a dead fish. He now looked like a deader fish, one of last year’s, cast up on some lonely beach and left there at the mercy of the wind and tides (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Besides, isn’t there something in the book of rules about a man may not marry his cousin? Or am I thinking of grandmothers? (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out pops the cloven hoof (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
He felt like a man who, chasing rainbows, has had one of them suddenly turn and bite him in the leg (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
His eyes were rolling in their sockets, and his face had taken on the colour and expression of a devout tomato. I could see he loved like a thousand bricks (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
We exchanged a meaning glance. Or, rather, two meaning glances, I giving him one and he giving me the other (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Oh, bertie, if I ever called you a brainless poop who ought to be given a scholarship at some lunatic asylum, I take back the words (P G Wodehouse Quotes)