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P G Wodehouse Quotes
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Flowers are happy things (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
However devoutly a girl may worship the man of her choice, there always comes a time when she feels an irresistible urge to haul off and let him have it in the neck (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
He vanished abruptly, like an eel going into mud (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
As a child of eight Mr. Trout had once kissed a girl of six under the mistletoe at a Christmas party, but there his sex life had come to abrupt halt. (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
I expect I shall feel better after tea (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
It is the bungled crime that brings remorse (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
She had more curves than a scenic railway (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
If he had a mind, there was something on it (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
After all, said the young man, golf is only a game (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
While not exactly disgruntled, he was far from feeling gruntled (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
I always advise people never to give advice (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Mere abuse is no criticism (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Ice formed on the butler’s upper slopes (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Bingo swayed like a jelly in a high wind (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Routine is the death to heroism (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Golf, like measles, should be caught young (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
He was white and shaken, like a dry martini (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
The female in question was a sloppy pest (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
The fellow with a face rather like a walnut (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Before my eyes he wilted like a wet sock (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been ' (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured cosiness (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when." (P G Wodehouse Quotes)