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Mark Twain Quotes
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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough (Mark Twain Quotes)
A discriminating irreverence is the creator and protector of human liberty (Mark Twain Quotes)
The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened (Mark Twain Quotes)
A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime (Mark Twain Quotes)
Great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great (Mark Twain Quotes)
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? (Mark Twain Quotes)
Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination (Mark Twain Quotes)
I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened (Mark Twain Quotes)
It may have happened, it may not have happened but it could have happened (Mark Twain Quotes)
I saw a startling sight today, a politician with his hands in his own pockets (Mark Twain Quotes)
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life (Mark Twain Quotes)
The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there first (Mark Twain Quotes)
The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember (Mark Twain Quotes)
It shames the average man to be valued below his own estimate of his worth (Mark Twain Quotes)
There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened (Mark Twain Quotes)
An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it (Mark Twain Quotes)
Custom is petrification, nothing but dynamite can dislodge it for a century (Mark Twain Quotes)
Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned (Mark Twain Quotes)
One can enjoy a rainbow without necessarily forgetting the forces that made it (Mark Twain Quotes)
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there (Mark Twain Quotes)
Many people have the reasoning facility, but no one uses it in religious matters (Mark Twain Quotes)
... one should be gentle with the ignorant, for they are the chosen of God (Mark Twain Quotes)
A railroad is like a lie you have to keep building it to make it stand (Mark Twain Quotes)
If you’re looking for friends when you need them... it’s too late (Mark Twain Quotes)
We may not doubt that society in heaven consists mainly of undesirable persons (Mark Twain Quotes)
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions (Mark Twain Quotes)
What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it (Mark Twain Quotes)
There are only two types of speakers in the world. 1. The nervous and 2. Liars (Mark Twain Quotes)
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made (Mark Twain Quotes)
I begin to see that a man’s got to be in his own heaven to be happy (Mark Twain Quotes)