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Mark Twain Quotes
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person (Mark Twain Quotes)
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened (Mark Twain Quotes)
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first (Mark Twain Quotes)
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen (Mark Twain Quotes)
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside (Mark Twain Quotes)
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children (Mark Twain Quotes)
Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them (Mark Twain Quotes)
The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this (Mark Twain Quotes)
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries (Mark Twain Quotes)
Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul (Mark Twain Quotes)
We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles (Mark Twain Quotes)
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul (Mark Twain Quotes)
I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is human to exaggerate the merits of the dead (Mark Twain Quotes)
There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice (Mark Twain Quotes)
When red headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn (Mark Twain Quotes)
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits (Mark Twain Quotes)
Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it (Mark Twain Quotes)
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead (Mark Twain Quotes)
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read (Mark Twain Quotes)
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please (Mark Twain Quotes)
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes (Mark Twain Quotes)
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position (Mark Twain Quotes)
I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one (Mark Twain Quotes)
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist (Mark Twain Quotes)
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work (Mark Twain Quotes)
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason (Mark Twain Quotes)
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow (Mark Twain Quotes)
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained (Mark Twain Quotes)
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable (Mark Twain Quotes)