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Mark Twain Quotes
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The art of prophecy is very difficult, especially with respect to the future (Mark Twain Quotes)
He had had much experience of physicians, and said, the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d druther not (Mark Twain Quotes)
I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices (Mark Twain Quotes)
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it (Mark Twain Quotes)
There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence (Mark Twain Quotes)
If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact (Mark Twain Quotes)
But we are all insane, anyway... The suicides seem to be the only sane people (Mark Twain Quotes)
I don’t play golf. Mark Twain is golf to me (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions (Mark Twain Quotes)
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much (Mark Twain Quotes)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect (Mark Twain Quotes)
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside (Mark Twain Quotes)
Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... Didn't miss the boat (Mark Twain Quotes)
In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right place and the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to make it appear that it has (Mark Twain Quotes)
I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them (Mark Twain Quotes)
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed (Mark Twain Quotes)
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven (Mark Twain Quotes)
To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble (Mark Twain Quotes)
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself (Mark Twain Quotes)
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way (Mark Twain Quotes)
Nature makes the locust with an appetite for crops; man would have made him with an appetite for sand (Mark Twain Quotes)
To create man was a quaint and original idea, but to add the sheep was tautology (Mark Twain Quotes)
There ain’t no way to find out why a snorer can’t hear himself snore (Mark Twain Quotes)
Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point (Mark Twain Quotes)
I wasn’t worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars (Mark Twain Quotes)
My interest in my work dies a sudden and violent death when the work is done (Mark Twain Quotes)
A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong (Mark Twain Quotes)
Shut the door not that it lets in the cold but that it lets out the coziness (Mark Twain Quotes)
The worst thing you can do to a man is to tell him he can have what he wants (Mark Twain Quotes)
That is the way we are made: we don’t reason, where we feel; we just feel (Mark Twain Quotes)