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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day Picture Quote #1

I wish I could relate to the people I’m related to Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures Picture Quote #1

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck Picture Quote #1

I love comedy. God has given me this platform Picture Quote #1

I’ll just have itchy, watery eyes! Picture Quote #1

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Nothing in life prepares you to be famous Picture Quote #1

If men have a smell it’s usually an accident Picture Quote #1

I really don’t require a whole lot in life Picture Quote #1

There’s no down time any more Picture Quote #1

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck Picture Quote #1

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup Picture Quote #1

If you can’t remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you’re either gay, or married Picture Quote #1

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture Picture Quote #1

I’m an outdoor nut. If I’m not working, I’m on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I wish I could relate to the people I’m related to (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I love comedy. God has given me this platform (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I’ll just have itchy, watery eyes! (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Nothing in life prepares you to be famous (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If men have a smell it’s usually an accident (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I really don’t require a whole lot in life (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) There’s no down time any more (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If you can’t remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you’re either gay, or married (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I’m an outdoor nut. If I’m not working, I’m on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes)