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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch Picture Quote #1

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light Picture Quote #1

Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming Picture Quote #1

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck Picture Quote #1

Nowadays you can’t even spank your kids. No, gotta give ‘em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Nowadays you can’t even spank your kids. No, gotta give ‘em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes)

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