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Funny Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
A year from now you'll wish you started today
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
Don't look back you're not going that way
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
You had me at hello
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When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew






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In addition to being an extraordinary actor, Bryan Cranston is a really generous guy and also very funny. (Funny Quotes)
The funny thing about making this record and being away from the girls and on my own in LA is that it allowed me to reflect on how much we’ve accomplished. (Funny Quotes)
I am not a trained writer and I don’t think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me. (Funny Quotes)
There’s a story everywhere. Being bored to death someplace is basically a funny proposition. What you have to watch out for is you don’t write a boring story about a boring place. (Funny Quotes)
I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes. (Funny Quotes)
In order for comedy to be funny you have to play the truth of the moment. But if you’re not being completely truthful to the basis of the character, its not going to be funny. (Funny Quotes)
I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity. (Funny Quotes)
It’s funny: I like being surprised as a reader, so it’s difficult for me to spoil my own stuff. (Funny Quotes)
It’s funny because everyone says, ‘Oh you’re reclusive; you don’t do social media,’ but it’s not about being reclusive. I like direct contact, and I like contact that’s purposeful. (Funny Quotes)
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it’s got to be funny. (Funny Quotes)
That’s just how I see things. I think things that are the most dramatic or tragic can also look the most ridiculous and funny. That’s part of being human. (Funny Quotes)
Sometimes I am so dry that people don’t know I’m kidding and think I’m being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. (Funny Quotes)
I saw 28 Days. I don’t remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It’s a big landfill. (Funny Quotes)
Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that being funny was a bit of a defence mechanism for me, so I ended up being a bit of a joker. (Funny Quotes)
The heroines in ‘That’s What She Said’ are flawed, messy, damaged, hilarious and culpable and not really concerned about being acceptable to the audience in any traditional sense, which for me is what makes them all the more gorgeous. And the fearless truth of that is what makes it funny. (Funny Quotes)
I’m not focused on the outrageousness. I’m just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don’t even read the newspaper, I don’t read that crap. (Funny Quotes)
Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy! (Funny Quotes)
Viral videos aren’t just about being funny. They’re about identity creation. (Funny Quotes)
By the way, I’m funniest when I’m not being funny. I’m better to laugh at than with, pretty much. (Funny Quotes)
I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand. (Funny Quotes)
When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn’t about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. (Funny Quotes)
There’s only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh. (Funny Quotes)
I like to have fun, but I don’t think of myself as being funny. But I’m a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot! (Funny Quotes)
Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they’re down, and when they’re having a good time, I can carry on the joke. (Funny Quotes)
I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it, and I feel guilty saying that, but it’s the truth. I love my work, but it ain’t easy. (Funny Quotes)
Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go. (Funny Quotes)
When I’m being funny, I try not to offend. I don’t think much of what I’ve done has been in really ghastly taste. I don’t think I have embarrassed many people or distressed them. (Funny Quotes)
I had everything I’d hoped for, but I wasn’t being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn’t like me for being... me. (Funny Quotes)
Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I’m being funny, but I’m reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we’re going down the tube. (Funny Quotes)
I don’t really find things funny unless they’re deeply tragic at the same time. I think if you’re funny just for the sake of being funny, it’s just frivolous nonsense. To me, all the best comic plays have been written about really serious and rather bleak things. (Funny Quotes)