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Funny Quotes

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you’re funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you Picture Quote #1

Do you know, it’s funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage Picture Quote #1

I always like to watch comics and it’s interesting that you can tell if someone’s funny in 10 seconds Picture Quote #1

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there’s none of that hopefully Picture Quote #1

I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don’t think you can think about that. I don’t think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny Picture Quote #1

I think we’re all good and bad, but good’s not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny Picture Quote #1

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It’s funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how we feel so much but we don’t say a word, we’re screaming inside but we can’t be heard Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway Picture Quote #1

It’s funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? I’ve got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time Picture Quote #1

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Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I’m a professional funny guy Picture Quote #1

My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on Picture Quote #1

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute Picture Quote #1

People don’t realize that I’m really funny and I’m an excellent bridge player Picture Quote #1

People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I’m as sane as anyone who’s done what I’ve done in movies can be Picture Quote #1

So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit Picture Quote #1

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Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and it’s not offensive, it’s funny? Picture Quote #1

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away Picture Quote #1

There’s something dangerous about what’s funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary Picture Quote #1

You can’t teach somebody how to be funny. You’re either funny, or you ain’t Picture Quote #1

You have to discover when you’re inadequate to be funny and you don’t know you’re inadequate when you’re a kid Picture Quote #1

You know, I’ve always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end Picture Quote #1

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That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife Picture Quote #1

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It’s kind of based on how I am Picture Quote #1

And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it Picture Quote #1

I am eternally grateful for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on Picture Quote #1

Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be Picture Quote #1

There should be more sincerity and heart in human relations, more silence and simplicity in our interactions. Be rude when you’re angry, laugh when something is funny, and answer when you’re asked Picture Quote #1

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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you’re funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you (Funny Quotes) Do you know, it’s funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage (Funny Quotes) I always like to watch comics and it’s interesting that you can tell if someone’s funny in 10 seconds (Funny Quotes) I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there’s none of that hopefully (Funny Quotes) I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don’t think you can think about that. I don’t think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny (Funny Quotes) I think we’re all good and bad, but good’s not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how we feel so much but we don’t say a word, we’re screaming inside but we can’t be heard (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway (Funny Quotes) It’s funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? I’ve got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time (Funny Quotes) Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I’m a professional funny guy (Funny Quotes) My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on (Funny Quotes) One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute (Funny Quotes) People don’t realize that I’m really funny and I’m an excellent bridge player (Funny Quotes) People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I’m as sane as anyone who’s done what I’ve done in movies can be (Funny Quotes) So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit (Funny Quotes) Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and it’s not offensive, it’s funny? (Funny Quotes) Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away (Funny Quotes) There’s something dangerous about what’s funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary (Funny Quotes) You can’t teach somebody how to be funny. You’re either funny, or you ain’t (Funny Quotes) You have to discover when you’re inadequate to be funny and you don’t know you’re inadequate when you’re a kid (Funny Quotes) You know, I’ve always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end (Funny Quotes) That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife (Funny Quotes) I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It’s kind of based on how I am (Funny Quotes) And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it (Funny Quotes) I am eternally grateful for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on (Funny Quotes) Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be (Funny Quotes) There should be more sincerity and heart in human relations, more silence and simplicity in our interactions. Be rude when you’re angry, laugh when something is funny, and answer when you’re asked (Funny Quotes)

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