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It’s funny the things you think you’re scared of until they’re upon you, and then you’re not (Funny Quotes)
It’s funny how the good things are all tied up with the bad. Sometimes it’s hard to tell which is which. But either way, you end up taking your sugar with your salt and your kicks with your kisses (Funny Quotes)
It’s funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it (Funny Quotes)
It’s all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it’s all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can’t you see the funny side? Why aren’t you laughing? (Funny Quotes)
Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It’s there, I know it’s there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore (Funny Quotes)
It’s a funny thing... but people mostly have it backward. They think they live by what they want. But really, what guides them is what they’re afraid of. What they don’t want (Funny Quotes)
It’s funny how two people can grow up in the same town, go to the same school, have the same friends, and end up so totally different. Family, or lack of it, counts for more than you’d think (Funny Quotes)
A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. One is not meant to laugh. One stays quiet and marvels. Spontaneously witty talk is without question the most fascinating entertainment there is (Funny Quotes)
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world (Funny Quotes)
Let me assure you that the humourless as a bunch don’t just not know what’s funny, they don’t know what’s serious. They have no common sense, either, and shouldn’t be trusted with anything (Funny Quotes)
So what I tend to do is to think of today as the past. It’s funny when you comin in first but you hope that you last.. You just hope that it lasts (Funny Quotes)
I’m glad I’m funny. I’m glad I make people happy, because that’s very important. But I’m proud to be known as a kind person (Funny Quotes)
I don’t know if I’m particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward, so I can just pretty much look like an idiot, but I don’t know whether I can be like witty. It could be a problem (Funny Quotes)
What is so funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously. Laughter is the same and healthy response to the innocent foibles of men; and even to some which are not innocent (Funny Quotes)
What I would do in order to be popular was, I’d put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid (Funny Quotes)
It’s funny. I don’t like onions but I like onion rings. What’s up with that? (Funny Quotes)
I could not extrapolate some emotion from any song after 1997 so I bought a drum machine and popped pills. The pink ones make me funny like elephants! (Funny Quotes)
She’s been there for me in a lot of ways, and she really is just the most dependable and loyal and funny as all get out. I mean, she just cracks me up. Constantly (Funny Quotes)
To state the obvious, romantic comedies have to be funny and they have to be romantic. But one of the most important things, for me anyway, is that they be about two strong people finding their way to love (Funny Quotes)
Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you’re the funniest person you’ve ever heard of (Funny Quotes)
You realize the bad guy isn’t wearing a black cape or easy to spot; he’s funny, makes you laugh, and has perfect hair (Funny Quotes)
I actually think the subject of young divorce is pretty funny; I’d like to write a movie about it (Funny Quotes)
Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I’m in front of a fireplace, I’m hilarious (Funny Quotes)
I heave the basketball; I know it sails in a parabola, exhibiting perfect symmetry, which is interrupted by the basket. It’s funny, but it is always interrupted by the basket (Funny Quotes)
I’m not funny in person. I mean I’m really not. I’m one of those people who always screw up anecdotes (Funny Quotes)
There’s something that’s really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think (Funny Quotes)
It is quite possible for the vulgar to be funny, but to succeed, it must rise to a certain genius (Funny Quotes)
Funny, isn’t it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you a dinner roll you could kill a musk ox with (Funny Quotes)
I think when someone who’s known for doing drama does a comedy but just tries to be funny, that’s a mistake (Funny Quotes)
I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job (Funny Quotes)