|

|

Advertisements

Funny Quotes

I have a really dry sense of humor. I don’t think it’s funny when people wink at the camera. That’s more of an actor thing, just committing to whatever the thing is Picture Quote #1

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing Picture Quote #1

I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn’t funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood Picture Quote #1

I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can’t say that about their fans Picture Quote #1

It’s fun to be able to have a fun palate, and the way I say that, you think about it and it sounds funny, but it’s true Picture Quote #1

For some reason, people find me funny. It’s quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It’s even harder to define why a person would be funny. It’s a word that I can’t define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

Music is funny. I shouldn’t even ever talk about music, because you can have all the ideas in your head, and it never goes exactly the way that you think it’s gonna go Picture Quote #1

A lot of the things I say I’m just trying to be funny... I don’t really mean everything I say, because I’m not totally that airhead Picture Quote #1

I’m funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while Picture Quote #1

I can be dramatic. I can be funny. I can be sexy. I can be sad. I can be glad Picture Quote #1

My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain Picture Quote #1

It’s funny... musical theater is what paid my rent and kept me going for the longest time Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people wont Picture Quote #1

I didn’t grow up thinking I was pretty; there was always a prettier girl than me. So I learned to be smart and tried to be funny and develop the inside of me, because I felt like that’s what I had Picture Quote #1

There’s only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh Picture Quote #1

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it’s boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you’re either funny or you’re not Picture Quote #1

Funny enough, every role that I have had, I try to tone down my accent or speak with better diction Picture Quote #1

Brilliant. A very funny and concise explanation of why we men are as we are. If you are male, you should read it and then make your partner read it, so they will no longer hate you but pity you instead Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny Picture Quote #1

People don’t know if I’m gay, straight or an alien from outer space.. its funny Picture Quote #1

To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to communicate what you’re saying to people Picture Quote #1

I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I’m not trying to make headlines. I’m just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh Picture Quote #1

I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don’t think you can rise much above that Picture Quote #1

It’s a funny thing that people are always ready to admit it if they’ve no talent for drawing or music, whereas everyone imagines that they themselves are capable of true love, which is a talent like any other, only far more rare Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

Sometimes I am so dry that people don’t know I’m kidding and think I’m being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny Picture Quote #1

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place Picture Quote #1

Usually, if I think something is really funny, it doesn’t get any reaction whatsoever Picture Quote #1

Comedy isn’t really something where you get discovered. You can’t network your way to being funny or talented. It’s not hard to get seen if you’re funny. If you’re funny, talented, and work hard, you will go somewhere Picture Quote #1

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up Picture Quote #1

1 - 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 - 99

Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Advertisements

Text Quotes

I have a really dry sense of humor. I don’t think it’s funny when people wink at the camera. That’s more of an actor thing, just committing to whatever the thing is (Funny Quotes) People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing (Funny Quotes) I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn’t funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood (Funny Quotes) I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can’t say that about their fans (Funny Quotes) It’s fun to be able to have a fun palate, and the way I say that, you think about it and it sounds funny, but it’s true (Funny Quotes) For some reason, people find me funny. It’s quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It’s even harder to define why a person would be funny. It’s a word that I can’t define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it (Funny Quotes) Music is funny. I shouldn’t even ever talk about music, because you can have all the ideas in your head, and it never goes exactly the way that you think it’s gonna go (Funny Quotes) A lot of the things I say I’m just trying to be funny... I don’t really mean everything I say, because I’m not totally that airhead (Funny Quotes) I’m funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while (Funny Quotes) I can be dramatic. I can be funny. I can be sexy. I can be sad. I can be glad (Funny Quotes) My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain (Funny Quotes) It’s funny... musical theater is what paid my rent and kept me going for the longest time (Funny Quotes) Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people wont (Funny Quotes) I didn’t grow up thinking I was pretty; there was always a prettier girl than me. So I learned to be smart and tried to be funny and develop the inside of me, because I felt like that’s what I had (Funny Quotes) There’s only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh (Funny Quotes) I never analyze stuff with comedy because it’s boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you’re either funny or you’re not (Funny Quotes) Funny enough, every role that I have had, I try to tone down my accent or speak with better diction (Funny Quotes) Brilliant. A very funny and concise explanation of why we men are as we are. If you are male, you should read it and then make your partner read it, so they will no longer hate you but pity you instead (Funny Quotes) I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny (Funny Quotes) People don’t know if I’m gay, straight or an alien from outer space.. its funny (Funny Quotes) To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to communicate what you’re saying to people (Funny Quotes) I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I’m not trying to make headlines. I’m just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh (Funny Quotes) I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don’t think you can rise much above that (Funny Quotes) It’s a funny thing that people are always ready to admit it if they’ve no talent for drawing or music, whereas everyone imagines that they themselves are capable of true love, which is a talent like any other, only far more rare (Funny Quotes) Success is a funny thing. It means different things to different people. For me, I am always pleased when people connect to our brand. It means we are executing in a manner that speaks to a wide variety of businesses (Funny Quotes) Sometimes I am so dry that people don’t know I’m kidding and think I’m being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny (Funny Quotes) I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place (Funny Quotes) Usually, if I think something is really funny, it doesn’t get any reaction whatsoever (Funny Quotes) Comedy isn’t really something where you get discovered. You can’t network your way to being funny or talented. It’s not hard to get seen if you’re funny. If you’re funny, talented, and work hard, you will go somewhere (Funny Quotes) I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up (Funny Quotes)

1 - 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 - 99