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Funny Drinking Quotes

One (martini) is all right, two is too many, three is not enough Picture Quote #1

Get drunk, I need the truth Picture Quote #1

I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite Picture Quote #1

I am a drinker with writing problems Picture Quote #1

Today’s forecast: 99% chance of wine Picture Quote #1

So who is this “moderation” everyone keeps telling me to drink with? Picture Quote #1

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony Picture Quote #1

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living Picture Quote #1

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle Picture Quote #1

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets Picture Quote #1

Nobody cares that you’re smart and nobody cares that your kids don’t have bruises Picture Quote #1

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others Picture Quote #1

Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol Picture Quote #1

I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again Picture Quote #1

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death Picture Quote #1

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder Picture Quote #1

I can resist everything except temptation Picture Quote #1

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon Picture Quote #1

Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle Picture Quote #1

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One (martini) is all right, two is too many, three is not enough (Funny Drinking Quotes) Get drunk, I need the truth (Funny Drinking Quotes) I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite (Funny Drinking Quotes) I am a drinker with writing problems (Funny Drinking Quotes) Today’s forecast: 99% chance of wine (Funny Drinking Quotes) So who is this “moderation” everyone keeps telling me to drink with? (Funny Drinking Quotes) Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony (Funny Drinking Quotes) Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living (Funny Drinking Quotes) My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle (Funny Drinking Quotes) Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets (Funny Drinking Quotes) Nobody cares that you’re smart and nobody cares that your kids don’t have bruises (Funny Drinking Quotes) There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others (Funny Drinking Quotes) Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol (Funny Drinking Quotes) I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again (Funny Drinking Quotes) Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death (Funny Drinking Quotes) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder (Funny Drinking Quotes) I can resist everything except temptation (Funny Drinking Quotes) If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon (Funny Drinking Quotes) Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle (Funny Drinking Quotes)

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