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Funny Drinking Quotes

Don't drink and prime Picture Quote #1

Irish aerobics Picture Quote #1

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass Picture Quote #1

Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow Picture Quote #1

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt Picture Quote #1

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading Picture Quote #1

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in his boat and drink all day Picture Quote #1

I'm just gonna take a sip k? Picture Quote #1

The kind of friend I am. What can I do? How can I help? What are we drinking? Picture Quote #1

I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don’t know if I’m coming or going Picture Quote #1

A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into Picture Quote #1

I suggest we drink before we go out drinking Picture Quote #1

I thought two bottles per person would be enough, maybe if we were in high school Picture Quote #1

Let's drink until we all have equal amounts of dirt on each other Picture Quote #1

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day Picture Quote #1

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth Picture Quote #1

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough Picture Quote #1

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time Picture Quote #1

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her Picture Quote #1

So who is this “moderation” everyone keeps telling me to drink with? Picture Quote #1

I am a drinker with writing problems Picture Quote #1

Get drunk, I need the truth Picture Quote #1

One (martini) is all right, two is too many, three is not enough Picture Quote #1

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle Picture Quote #1

I can resist everything except temptation Picture Quote #1

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon Picture Quote #1

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Don't drink and prime (Funny Drinking Quotes) Irish aerobics (Funny Drinking Quotes) The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass (Funny Drinking Quotes) Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow (Funny Drinking Quotes) If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt (Funny Drinking Quotes) When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading (Funny Drinking Quotes) Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in his boat and drink all day (Funny Drinking Quotes) I'm just gonna take a sip k? (Funny Drinking Quotes) The kind of friend I am. What can I do? How can I help? What are we drinking? (Funny Drinking Quotes) I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don’t know if I’m coming or going (Funny Drinking Quotes) A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into (Funny Drinking Quotes) I suggest we drink before we go out drinking (Funny Drinking Quotes) I thought two bottles per person would be enough, maybe if we were in high school (Funny Drinking Quotes) Let's drink until we all have equal amounts of dirt on each other (Funny Drinking Quotes) I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day (Funny Drinking Quotes) It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth (Funny Drinking Quotes) Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough (Funny Drinking Quotes) One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time (Funny Drinking Quotes) A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her (Funny Drinking Quotes) So who is this “moderation” everyone keeps telling me to drink with? (Funny Drinking Quotes) I am a drinker with writing problems (Funny Drinking Quotes) Get drunk, I need the truth (Funny Drinking Quotes) One (martini) is all right, two is too many, three is not enough (Funny Drinking Quotes) My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle (Funny Drinking Quotes) I can resist everything except temptation (Funny Drinking Quotes) If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon (Funny Drinking Quotes)

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