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Food Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
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Having you in my life made everything better
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
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A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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Don't look back you're not going that way






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Text Quotes
People who love to eat are always the best people (Food Quotes)
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And thats kind of the same thing (Food Quotes)
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands (Food Quotes)
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts (Food Quotes)
If you keep good food in your fridge, you will eat good food (Food Quotes)
Eat less sugar, you're sweet enough already (Food Quotes)
Diet starts next week (Food Quotes)
"I really regret eating healthy today" - said no one ever (Food Quotes)
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes out of a tree. That makes it a Plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as a salad. The End (Food Quotes)
So what do you think the meaning of life is? Food and sleep (Food Quotes)
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands (Food Quotes)
Either you like bacon or you're wrong (Food Quotes)
I love you more than cupcakes (Food Quotes)
When no one understands you there's chocolate (Food Quotes)
Life is short, eat dessert first (Food Quotes)
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster (Food Quotes)
My burrito slowly fell apart (Food Quotes)
in the morning i'm like "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", but by the evening i'm like "Eat all the food!" (Food Quotes)
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul (Food Quotes)
Trust me it's organic (Food Quotes)
Chocolate is always a good idea (Food Quotes)
To nom? Or not to nom? That is the question (Food Quotes)
I like to maintain a well rounded diet (Food Quotes)
If you can't pronounce it don't eat it (Food Quotes)
Dear microwave, please tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? (Food Quotes)
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap (Food Quotes)