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Evan Esar Quotes
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Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage (Evan Esar Quotes)
Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment (Evan Esar Quotes)
A man picks a wife about the same way an apple picks a farmer (Evan Esar Quotes)
Age brings wisdom to some men, and to others chess (Evan Esar Quotes)
Charm is to a woman what perfume is to a flower (Evan Esar Quotes)
With a braggart, it’s no sooner done than said (Evan Esar Quotes)
To a teenager, it cannot be true love if her family approves of him (Evan Esar Quotes)
An actor is a man with an infinite capacity for taking praise (Evan Esar Quotes)
Many an actor does the stage more ham than good (Evan Esar Quotes)
The chief ability of an executive should be his ability to recognize ability (Evan Esar Quotes)
You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile (Evan Esar Quotes)
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams (Evan Esar Quotes)
After wisdom comes wit (Evan Esar Quotes)
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini (Evan Esar Quotes)
Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood (Evan Esar Quotes)
A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss (Evan Esar Quotes)
In a democracy, you believe it or not; in a dictatorship, you believe it or else (Evan Esar Quotes)
A man is known by the company he keeps, but a woman is known by the company she keeps waiting (Evan Esar Quotes)
The lazy man claims he is too heavy for light work and too light for heavy work (Evan Esar Quotes)
A good loser is all right, but it isn’t so much fun to beat him (Evan Esar Quotes)
Some men are so eager for success that they are even willing to work for it (Evan Esar Quotes)
Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor’s new one (Evan Esar Quotes)
Only one man has the right to boast, and that’s the man who never does (Evan Esar Quotes)
Some men take good care of a car; others treat it like one of the family (Evan Esar Quotes)
A home in the country is what a city man hopes to buy and a farmer hopes to sell (Evan Esar Quotes)
If you want to know how little your dignity is worth, take it to the pawnbroker (Evan Esar Quotes)
Don’t be a hog: the only time a hog helps the community is when he dies (Evan Esar Quotes)
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two minute idea with a two hour vocabulary (Evan Esar Quotes)
Diets show to what great lengths women will go so as not to go to great widths (Evan Esar Quotes)