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Evan Esar Quotes
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Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings (Evan Esar Quotes)
The survival of the fittest is going to make some man very lonesome some day (Evan Esar Quotes)
All men are born equal, but some of them outgrow it (Evan Esar Quotes)
The trouble with the world is that laziness is seldom curable and never fatal (Evan Esar Quotes)
When laziness attacks a woman, it always avoids her tongue (Evan Esar Quotes)
A lazy man’s wife is generally the power behind the drone (Evan Esar Quotes)
The only time a lazy man ever succeeds is when he tries to do nothing (Evan Esar Quotes)
A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why (Evan Esar Quotes)
If you don’t like to make excuses or apologies, stop making promises (Evan Esar Quotes)
The only place where you can find equality is in the cemetery (Evan Esar Quotes)
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them (Evan Esar Quotes)
Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all (Evan Esar Quotes)
The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage (Evan Esar Quotes)
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches (Evan Esar Quotes)
A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa (Evan Esar Quotes)
Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games (Evan Esar Quotes)
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself (Evan Esar Quotes)
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other (Evan Esar Quotes)
Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more (Evan Esar Quotes)
Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us (Evan Esar Quotes)
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing (Evan Esar Quotes)
In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor (Evan Esar Quotes)
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does (Evan Esar Quotes)
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings (Evan Esar Quotes)
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last (Evan Esar Quotes)
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past (Evan Esar Quotes)
Character is what you have left when you’ve lost everything you can lose (Evan Esar Quotes)
A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended (Evan Esar Quotes)
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much (Evan Esar Quotes)
If you want to be successful, you must either have a chance or take one (Evan Esar Quotes)