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Evan Esar Quotes

Egocentric: A person who has his I’s too close together Picture Quote #1
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment Picture Quote #1
A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended Picture Quote #1
Charm is to a woman what perfume is to a flower Picture Quote #1
The disadvantage of becoming wise is that you realize how foolish you’ve been Picture Quote #1
A lazy man’s wife is generally the power behind the drone Picture Quote #1
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The only time a lazy man ever succeeds is when he tries to do nothing Picture Quote #1
If you don’t like to make excuses or apologies, stop making promises Picture Quote #1
There is nothing more dignified than a corpse Picture Quote #1
The difference between two men is usually a woman Picture Quote #1
If you want to be different nowadays, just act normal Picture Quote #1
Women diet to retain their girlish figures or their boyish husbands Picture Quote #1
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The most uncommon form of intelligence is common sense Picture Quote #1
Age brings wisdom to some men, and to others chess Picture Quote #1
Many an actor does the stage more ham than good Picture Quote #1
After wisdom comes wit Picture Quote #1
Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood Picture Quote #1
You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile Picture Quote #1
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Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all Picture Quote #1
Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games Picture Quote #1
Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more Picture Quote #1
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing Picture Quote #1
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past Picture Quote #1
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much Picture Quote #1
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Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage Picture Quote #1
A man is known by the company he keeps, but a woman is known by the company she keeps waiting Picture Quote #1
A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss Picture Quote #1
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two minute idea with a two hour vocabulary Picture Quote #1
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Egocentric: A person who has his I’s too close together  (Evan Esar Quotes) Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment  (Evan Esar Quotes) A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended  (Evan Esar Quotes) Charm is to a woman what perfume is to a flower  (Evan Esar Quotes) The disadvantage of becoming wise is that you realize how foolish you’ve been  (Evan Esar Quotes) A lazy man’s wife is generally the power behind the drone  (Evan Esar Quotes) The only time a lazy man ever succeeds is when he tries to do nothing  (Evan Esar Quotes) If you don’t like to make excuses or apologies, stop making promises  (Evan Esar Quotes) There is nothing more dignified than a corpse  (Evan Esar Quotes) The difference between two men is usually a woman  (Evan Esar Quotes) If you want to be different nowadays, just act normal  (Evan Esar Quotes) Women diet to retain their girlish figures or their boyish husbands  (Evan Esar Quotes) The most uncommon form of intelligence is common sense  (Evan Esar Quotes) Age brings wisdom to some men, and to others chess  (Evan Esar Quotes) Many an actor does the stage more ham than good  (Evan Esar Quotes) After wisdom comes wit  (Evan Esar Quotes) Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood  (Evan Esar Quotes) You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile  (Evan Esar Quotes) Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all  (Evan Esar Quotes) Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games  (Evan Esar Quotes) Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more  (Evan Esar Quotes) Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing  (Evan Esar Quotes) The girl with a future avoids a man with a past  (Evan Esar Quotes) A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much  (Evan Esar Quotes) Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage  (Evan Esar Quotes) A man is known by the company he keeps, but a woman is known by the company she keeps waiting  (Evan Esar Quotes) A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss  (Evan Esar Quotes) Public speaking is the art of diluting a two minute idea with a two hour vocabulary  (Evan Esar Quotes)