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Erma Bombeck Quotes

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy Picture Quote #1

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time Picture Quote #1

Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children Picture Quote #1

Never order food in excess of your body weight Picture Quote #1

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died Picture Quote #1

My sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren’t that crazy about either one of us Picture Quote #1

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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial Picture Quote #1

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian Picture Quote #1

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex Picture Quote #1

... I remember thinking how often we look, but never see... we listen, but never hear... we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A house is only a place. It has no life of its own. It needs human voices, activity and laughter to come alive Picture Quote #1

We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings Picture Quote #1

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me' Picture Quote #1

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Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? Picture Quote #1

As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative Mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am Picture Quote #1

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead Picture Quote #1

One meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day was swat flies Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Never order food in excess of your body weight (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died (Erma Bombeck Quotes) My sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren’t that crazy about either one of us (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial (Erma Bombeck Quotes) I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian (Erma Bombeck Quotes) I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex (Erma Bombeck Quotes) ... I remember thinking how often we look, but never see... we listen, but never hear... we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A house is only a place. It has no life of its own. It needs human voices, activity and laughter to come alive (Erma Bombeck Quotes) We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings (Erma Bombeck Quotes) When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me' (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? (Erma Bombeck Quotes) As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative Mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead (Erma Bombeck Quotes) One meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day was swat flies (Erma Bombeck Quotes)

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