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Erma Bombeck Quotes

God created man, but I could do better Picture Quote #1

Success is outliving your failures Picture Quote #1

I am not a glutton. I am an explorer of food Picture Quote #1

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving Picture Quote #1

Housework can kill you if done right Picture Quote #1

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill Picture Quote #1

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He who laughs... lasts Picture Quote #1

A small waist makes you tire easily Picture Quote #1

If the nest is truly empty, who owns all this junk? Picture Quote #1

When you’re an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others Picture Quote #1

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you Picture Quote #1

Never accept a drink from a urologist Picture Quote #1

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Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It’s gossip Picture Quote #1

Laugh now, cry later Picture Quote #1

She’s as funny as a toothache Picture Quote #1

When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies Picture Quote #1

A child needs your love most when he deserves it least Picture Quote #1

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed Picture Quote #1

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A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect Picture Quote #1

Every puppy should have a boy Picture Quote #1

I used everything you gave me Picture Quote #1

Do I have to use my own money? Picture Quote #1

Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not Picture Quote #1

A child develops individuality long before he develops taste Picture Quote #1

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You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism Picture Quote #1

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you Picture Quote #1

After age twelve, birthdays should be as private as hernia surgery Picture Quote #1

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else Picture Quote #1

When humor goes, there goes civilization Picture Quote #1

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child Picture Quote #1

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God created man, but I could do better (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Success is outliving your failures (Erma Bombeck Quotes) I am not a glutton. I am an explorer of food (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Housework can kill you if done right (Erma Bombeck Quotes) I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill (Erma Bombeck Quotes) He who laughs... lasts (Erma Bombeck Quotes) A small waist makes you tire easily (Erma Bombeck Quotes) If the nest is truly empty, who owns all this junk? (Erma Bombeck Quotes) When you’re an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Housework, if you do it right, will kill you (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Never accept a drink from a urologist (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It’s gossip (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Laugh now, cry later (Erma Bombeck Quotes) She’s as funny as a toothache (Erma Bombeck Quotes) When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies (Erma Bombeck Quotes) A child needs your love most when he deserves it least (Erma Bombeck Quotes) No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed (Erma Bombeck Quotes) A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Every puppy should have a boy (Erma Bombeck Quotes) I used everything you gave me (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Do I have to use my own money? (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not (Erma Bombeck Quotes) A child develops individuality long before he develops taste (Erma Bombeck Quotes) You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. (Erma Bombeck Quotes) After age twelve, birthdays should be as private as hernia surgery (Erma Bombeck Quotes) It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else (Erma Bombeck Quotes) When humor goes, there goes civilization (Erma Bombeck Quotes) There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child (Erma Bombeck Quotes)

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