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Erma Bombeck Quotes
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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty two years of child raising, they are unemployed (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
Children make your life important (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
Never order food in excess of your body weight (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
Never have more children than you have car windows (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
One meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day was swat flies (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me' (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
My sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren’t that crazy about either one of us (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
... I remember thinking how often we look, but never see... we listen, but never hear... we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A house is only a place. It has no life of its own. It needs human voices, activity and laughter to come alive (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative Mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
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