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Dov Davidoff Quotes

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I’d be more interested in going to the moon Picture Quote #1

Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money Picture Quote #1

Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn’t gotten rid of the horses Picture Quote #1

If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I’m not saying I’d make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances Picture Quote #1

Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don’t relate to Picture Quote #1

Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated Picture Quote #1

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Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes Picture Quote #1

The next actor I meet that uses the term ‘courageous’ to describe another actor’s performance is getting punched in the face Picture Quote #1

Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour Picture Quote #1

I’d like to expand the definition of the word ‘success’ to include ‘failure’ as the one seems inseparable from the other Picture Quote #1

I’m no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science Picture Quote #1

The world treats beautiful people like they’re good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something Picture Quote #1

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Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition Picture Quote #1

I’d put my faith in God, but I haven’t met him, and I’ve been hurt before Picture Quote #1

I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I’m just really passionate about apple pie Picture Quote #1

Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven’t seen them in 12 years Picture Quote #1

Women want a man who is sensitive, but God forbid you can’t get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal Picture Quote #1

We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value Picture Quote #1

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You’re pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer Picture Quote #1

I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor Picture Quote #1

All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully Picture Quote #1

Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world Picture Quote #1

I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it Picture Quote #1

Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it’s all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not ‘all good’ Picture Quote #1

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Living one’s life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It’s also one of the keys to getting mugged Picture Quote #1

If I do marry, I’ll expect a pretty serious dowry. I’m talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works Picture Quote #1

People would be so much more interesting if they’d behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be Picture Quote #1

I’m neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure Picture Quote #1

You know you’ve lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce Picture Quote #1

Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them Picture Quote #1

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If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I’d be more interested in going to the moon (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn’t gotten rid of the horses (Dov Davidoff Quotes) If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I’m not saying I’d make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don’t relate to (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes (Dov Davidoff Quotes) The next actor I meet that uses the term ‘courageous’ to describe another actor’s performance is getting punched in the face (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I’d like to expand the definition of the word ‘success’ to include ‘failure’ as the one seems inseparable from the other (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I’m no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science (Dov Davidoff Quotes) The world treats beautiful people like they’re good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I’d put my faith in God, but I haven’t met him, and I’ve been hurt before (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I’m just really passionate about apple pie (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven’t seen them in 12 years (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Women want a man who is sensitive, but God forbid you can’t get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal (Dov Davidoff Quotes) We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value (Dov Davidoff Quotes) You’re pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor (Dov Davidoff Quotes) All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it’s all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not ‘all good’ (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Living one’s life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It’s also one of the keys to getting mugged (Dov Davidoff Quotes) If I do marry, I’ll expect a pretty serious dowry. I’m talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works (Dov Davidoff Quotes) People would be so much more interesting if they’d behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I’m neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure (Dov Davidoff Quotes) You know you’ve lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them (Dov Davidoff Quotes)

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