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Dov Davidoff Quotes

There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club Picture Quote #1

Do you love me for me?... I don’t even love me for me Picture Quote #1

A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break Picture Quote #1

Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason Picture Quote #1

Domestic violence isn’t funny, especially if you live together Picture Quote #1

Violence is never the answer, unless you don’t feel like talking Picture Quote #1

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Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are Picture Quote #1

MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty Picture Quote #1

Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach Picture Quote #1

Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem Picture Quote #1

Monogamy is god’s way of making death seem like a more reasonable option Picture Quote #1

Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it Picture Quote #1

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The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers Picture Quote #1

Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It’s like a tattoo that yells at you Picture Quote #1

The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don’t know it Picture Quote #1

Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I’ll just start dressing funnier Picture Quote #1

Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself Picture Quote #1

If procrastination were a marketable skill, I’d be a real hot commodity Picture Quote #1

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My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish Picture Quote #1

Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right Picture Quote #1

If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else Picture Quote #1

I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I’m just really passionate about apple pie Picture Quote #1

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom Picture Quote #1

You can’t assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she’s got herpes, I can’t afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees Picture Quote #1

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Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move Picture Quote #1

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal Picture Quote #1

Happiness is a carnival game. It’s never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal Picture Quote #1

Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room Picture Quote #1

Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution Picture Quote #1

Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going Picture Quote #1

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There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Do you love me for me?... I don’t even love me for me (Dov Davidoff Quotes) A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Domestic violence isn’t funny, especially if you live together (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Violence is never the answer, unless you don’t feel like talking (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are (Dov Davidoff Quotes) MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Monogamy is god’s way of making death seem like a more reasonable option (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it (Dov Davidoff Quotes) The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It’s like a tattoo that yells at you (Dov Davidoff Quotes) The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don’t know it (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I’ll just start dressing funnier (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself (Dov Davidoff Quotes) If procrastination were a marketable skill, I’d be a real hot commodity (Dov Davidoff Quotes) My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right (Dov Davidoff Quotes) If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I’m just really passionate about apple pie. (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom. (Dov Davidoff Quotes) You can’t assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she’s got herpes, I can’t afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees. (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Happiness is a carnival game. It’s never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going (Dov Davidoff Quotes)

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