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Dov Davidoff Quotes
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The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they’re a transvestite (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
It’s difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
I’m no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Nike store won’t accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Sex sells, but doesn’t work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I’ll make out with you so hard (Dov Davidoff Quotes)