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Dov Davidoff Quotes

Comedy is rarely funny Picture Quote #1

If you love sleep, you’ll really enjoy death Picture Quote #1

Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake Picture Quote #1

A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians Picture Quote #1

Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are Picture Quote #1

The man I want to be could easily beat me up Picture Quote #1

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Do you love me for me?... I don’t even love me for me Picture Quote #1

There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club Picture Quote #1

Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going Picture Quote #1

Happiness is a carnival game. It’s never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal Picture Quote #1

Nike store won’t accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it Picture Quote #1

Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking Picture Quote #1

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Sex sells, but doesn’t work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I’ll make out with you so hard Picture Quote #1

Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it Picture Quote #1

I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I’m just really passionate about apple pie Picture Quote #1

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom Picture Quote #1

You can’t assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she’s got herpes, I can’t afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees Picture Quote #1

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Comedy is rarely funny (Dov Davidoff Quotes) If you love sleep, you’ll really enjoy death (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake (Dov Davidoff Quotes) A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are (Dov Davidoff Quotes) The man I want to be could easily beat me up (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Do you love me for me?... I don’t even love me for me (Dov Davidoff Quotes) There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Happiness is a carnival game. It’s never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Nike store won’t accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Sex sells, but doesn’t work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I’ll make out with you so hard (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I’m just really passionate about apple pie. (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom. (Dov Davidoff Quotes) You can’t assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she’s got herpes, I can’t afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees. (Dov Davidoff Quotes)