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Dov Davidoff Quotes
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The more I get to know people, the less I know about people (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
If you love sleep, you’ll really enjoy death (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Unlicensed, illegal immigrants are the safest drivers on the road (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
I’d find myself more interesting if I weren’t with me all the time (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
I’d like you much better if you didn’t like yourself so much (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Is it cynical to assume that anyone smiling is a liar and a criminal (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Latin women enjoy being women more than other women (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
I’m endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
I’m pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn’t met my x girlfriend (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
I’d spend more time with you if you were less like you (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Few things interest me more than the things people don’t say (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
How can there not already be a rapper named ‘O’pinion’ (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Homemade’ sounds much better when not referring to tattoos (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Do you love me for me?... I don’t even love me for me. (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
The man I want to be could easily beat me up (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
People that say I’m really sensitive rarely are (Dov Davidoff Quotes)
Comedy is rarely funny (Dov Davidoff Quotes)