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Asshole Quotes

Ever hear of a telephone, asshole Picture Quote #1

Only a real asshole takes liberties with someone else’s car stereo. That’s serious Picture Quote #1

Stop being an immature asshole and apologize when you know you’re wrong. Seriously grow up Picture Quote #1

Voting is the perfect way to not feel like an asshole when someone asks if you voted Picture Quote #1

... You are being the usual slimy hypocritical asshole... You may have had value ten years ago, but people will see that you don’t anymore Picture Quote #1

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car Picture Quote #1

I didn’t wash today. I wasn’t dirty. If I’m not dirty, I don’t wash. Some weeks I don’t have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush Picture Quote #1

I said to a guy, I said, Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?, And he said, Well, it intensifies your personality. I said, Yes, but what if you're an asshole? Picture Quote #1

Perfectionism may look good in his shiny shoes, but he’s a little bit of an asshole and no one invites him to their pool parties Picture Quote #1

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Ever hear of a telephone, asshole (Asshole Quotes) Only a real asshole takes liberties with someone else’s car stereo. That’s serious (Asshole Quotes) Stop being an immature asshole and apologize when you know you’re wrong. Seriously grow up (Asshole Quotes) Voting is the perfect way to not feel like an asshole when someone asks if you voted (Asshole Quotes) ... You are being the usual slimy hypocritical asshole... You may have had value ten years ago, but people will see that you don’t anymore (Asshole Quotes) After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car (Asshole Quotes) I didn’t wash today. I wasn’t dirty. If I’m not dirty, I don’t wash. Some weeks I don’t have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush (Asshole Quotes) I said to a guy, I said, Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?, And he said, Well, it intensifies your personality. I said, Yes, but what if you're an asshole? (Asshole Quotes) Perfectionism may look good in his shiny shoes, but he’s a little bit of an asshole and no one invites him to their pool parties. (Asshole Quotes)

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