Asshole Quotes
![The opening for solid waste is very small [in the space ship]. It’s not toilet-bowl size. And aim is critical. To be honest with you, you don’t know where your asshole is pointing within a small circumference Picture Quote #1](https://img.picturequotes.com/2/822/821001/821001.webp "The opening for solid waste is very small [in the space ship]. It’s not toilet-bowl size. And aim is critical. To be honest with you, you don’t know where your asshole is pointing within a small circumference Picture Quote #1")
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Text Quotes
Only a real asshole takes liberties with someone else’s car stereo. That’s serious (Asshole Quotes)
My cellmate’s raped on the norm, and passed around the dorm, you can hear his asshole getting torn (Asshole Quotes)
... You are being the usual slimy hypocritical asshole... You may have had value ten years ago, but people will see that you don’t anymore (Asshole Quotes)
Voting is the perfect way to not feel like an asshole when someone asks if you voted (Asshole Quotes)
Stop being an immature asshole and apologize when you know you’re wrong. Seriously grow up (Asshole Quotes)
Ever hear of a telephone, asshole (Asshole Quotes)
I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It’s very hard for me to just be normal human being (Asshole Quotes)
Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole. (Asshole Quotes)
Be nice people, cause nobody likes an asshole (Asshole Quotes)
Back off, asshole. I haven’t had a woman today, so I’m in no mood for this kind of bullshit. (Asshole Quotes)
There’s a fine line between being colorful and being an asshole, and I hope I’m still just colorful. (Asshole Quotes)
Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I’m an uncaring asshole and proud of it. (Asshole Quotes)
If you’re driving your car and someone winds the window down and gives you the finger and calls you an asshole, instead of giving him the finger back and calling him an asshole back, you just pull a funny face, and he doesn’t know how to react to that, because you’re using different rules. (Asshole Quotes)
I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It’s 71 Virginians, you asshole! (Asshole Quotes)
Whatever happened to God’s justice? I am convinced that God exist and God is one asshole. (Asshole Quotes)
I said to a guy, I said, Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?, And he said, Well, it intensifies your personality. I said, Yes, but what if you're an asshole? (Asshole Quotes)
Well, that cinched it. He was an asshole. I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him (Asshole Quotes)
Perfectionism may look good in his shiny shoes, but he’s a little bit of an asshole and no one invites him to their pool parties (Asshole Quotes)
We play loud electric guitar music, and we’d hope that that doesn’t mean you have to act like an asshole (Asshole Quotes)
It’s not illegal to be an asshole. It’s not illegal to be racist, even. It’s not illegal to do anything (Asshole Quotes)
I’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring (Asshole Quotes)
Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he’s in my trailer making food all the time (Asshole Quotes)
After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car (Asshole Quotes)
I didn’t wash today. I wasn’t dirty. If I’m not dirty, I don’t wash. Some weeks I don’t have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush (Asshole Quotes)
... you just turned down the woman who put a marshmallow duck in your hot chocolate. I hope you feel like a real asshole now (Asshole Quotes)
With my stuff, I think I’ve tried. I’ve been courted. I don’t want to sound like an asshole, but I’ve been courted to be someone who could sell a lot of books (Asshole Quotes)
No, I’m not jealous of your new girlfriend. I feel sorry for her, because she’s dating an unfaithful selfish asshole (Asshole Quotes)
One of the most heinous, insidious lies is the notion that you have to be an asshole to be a successful business person (Asshole Quotes)
I go to the theater, all the time. I’m not one of these secret movie, watch a 35mm print in my living the weekend it comes out guys. I’m not Jon Bon Jovi. I go to the Arclight, like a regular asshole (Asshole Quotes)
The opening for solid waste is very small [in the space ship]. It’s not toilet-bowl size. And aim is critical. To be honest with you, you don’t know where your asshole is pointing within a small circumference (Asshole Quotes)