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Asshole Quotes

Oh, baby, this ain’t asshole. Trust me. There’s a whole keg of asshole I haven’t even begun to tap yet Picture Quote #1

People have these weird ideas about artists being romantic, generous people, and sometimes I feel like an asshole, a selfish kid, a brat, the lucky one, because I get to do this and it’s how I make my living Picture Quote #1

The definition of an asshole is someone who doesn’t believe what he is seeing Picture Quote #1

The three branches of government number considerably more than three and are not, in any sense, ‘branches’ since that would imply that there is something they are all attached to besides self-aggrandizement and our pocketbooks. ... Government is not a machine with parts; it’s an organism. When does an intestine quit being an intestine and start becoming an asshole? Picture Quote #1

Your dog thinks you’re a God. Your cat thinks the dog’s an asshole Picture Quote #1

If he wants to be an asshole, it’s a free country. Millions before him have made the same life choice Picture Quote #1

You’re an asshole! You’re an asshole! That’s right! You’re an asshole! You’re an asshole! Yes yes! You might pretend you ain’t got one on the bottom of you! Picture Quote #1

When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you’re an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why Picture Quote #1

A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be Picture Quote #1

She had the kind of looks that had probably been quite pretty in high school, but were now worn down by years of smoking cigarettes, raising children, and the disappointment of being married to an asshole Picture Quote #1

We’ve already established whoever is writing us is an asshole Picture Quote #1

In your twenties you’re becoming who you’re going to be and so you might as well not be an asshole Picture Quote #1

I did things I should not have done. But people make mistakes, especially at my age, when you feel you are so smart, but in fact you are an asshole Picture Quote #1

Sales is a business of relationships, and you must cultivate customers with tenderness and love, like cabbages in winter, even if the customer is an egomaniacal asshole you want to hit with a shovel Picture Quote #1

I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who’s standing in front of me Picture Quote #1

Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one Picture Quote #1

If you’re driving your car and someone winds the window down and gives you the finger and calls you an asshole, instead of giving him the finger back and calling him an asshole back, you just pull a funny face, and he doesn’t know how to react to that, because you’re using different rules Picture Quote #1

Recently I’ve been looking for something new. The past few projects I’ve worked on, I keep getting cast as the asshole. I promise I’m a nice guy and not the asshole that everyone keeps seeing Picture Quote #1

I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It’s 71 Virginians, you asshole! Picture Quote #1

Whatever happened to God’s justice? I am convinced that God exist and God is one asshole Picture Quote #1

I don’t think I’ve ever gone on stage to be an asshole. I know one thing, from the past, and that’s that my intentions always began in a pure way. I really want to just try and play the songs Picture Quote #1

When somebody’s ego is in service of really brilliant, innovative work, it’s hard to, cause I’m such an asshole, it’s hard to criticize their failures as a human sometimes Picture Quote #1

I think it can be tremendously refreshing if a creator of literature has something on his mind other than the history of literature so far. Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak Picture Quote #1

I didn’t go to bars much. One drunken asshole was all I could handle and that was me. I wrote. I don’t remember a lot of it Picture Quote #1

My cellmate’s raped on the norm, and passed around the dorm, you can hear his asshole getting torn Picture Quote #1

If something’s true and sincere, it happens regardless of marketing. The more I talk about it, the more I’m telling people how they should react. And that is an asshole Picture Quote #1

There’s a fine line between being colorful and being an asshole, and I hope I’m still just colorful Picture Quote #1

I mean that it’s all right to go to bed with an asshole but don’t ever have a baby with one Picture Quote #1

Be nice people, cause nobody likes an asshole Picture Quote #1

I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It’s very hard for me to just be normal human being Picture Quote #1

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Oh, baby, this ain’t asshole. Trust me. There’s a whole keg of asshole I haven’t even begun to tap yet. (Asshole Quotes) People have these weird ideas about artists being romantic, generous people, and sometimes I feel like an asshole, a selfish kid, a brat, the lucky one, because I get to do this and it’s how I make my living. (Asshole Quotes) The definition of an asshole is someone who doesn’t believe what he is seeing (Asshole Quotes) The three branches of government number considerably more than three and are not, in any sense, ‘branches’ since that would imply that there is something they are all attached to besides self-aggrandizement and our pocketbooks. ... Government is not a machine with parts; it’s an organism. When does an intestine quit being an intestine and start becoming an asshole? (Asshole Quotes) Your dog thinks you’re a God. Your cat thinks the dog’s an asshole. (Asshole Quotes) If he wants to be an asshole, it’s a free country. Millions before him have made the same life choice. (Asshole Quotes) You’re an asshole! You’re an asshole! That’s right! You’re an asshole! You’re an asshole! Yes yes! You might pretend you ain’t got one on the bottom of you! (Asshole Quotes) When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you’re an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why (Asshole Quotes) A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be (Asshole Quotes) She had the kind of looks that had probably been quite pretty in high school, but were now worn down by years of smoking cigarettes, raising children, and the disappointment of being married to an asshole (Asshole Quotes) We’ve already established whoever is writing us is an asshole (Asshole Quotes) In your twenties you’re becoming who you’re going to be and so you might as well not be an asshole (Asshole Quotes) I did things I should not have done. But people make mistakes, especially at my age, when you feel you are so smart, but in fact you are an asshole (Asshole Quotes) Sales is a business of relationships, and you must cultivate customers with tenderness and love, like cabbages in winter, even if the customer is an egomaniacal asshole you want to hit with a shovel (Asshole Quotes) I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who’s standing in front of me (Asshole Quotes) Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one (Asshole Quotes) If you’re driving your car and someone winds the window down and gives you the finger and calls you an asshole, instead of giving him the finger back and calling him an asshole back, you just pull a funny face, and he doesn’t know how to react to that, because you’re using different rules. (Asshole Quotes) Recently I’ve been looking for something new. The past few projects I’ve worked on, I keep getting cast as the asshole. I promise I’m a nice guy and not the asshole that everyone keeps seeing (Asshole Quotes) I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It’s 71 Virginians, you asshole! (Asshole Quotes) Whatever happened to God’s justice? I am convinced that God exist and God is one asshole. (Asshole Quotes) I don’t think I’ve ever gone on stage to be an asshole. I know one thing, from the past, and that’s that my intentions always began in a pure way. I really want to just try and play the songs (Asshole Quotes) When somebody’s ego is in service of really brilliant, innovative work, it’s hard to, cause I’m such an asshole, it’s hard to criticize their failures as a human sometimes (Asshole Quotes) I think it can be tremendously refreshing if a creator of literature has something on his mind other than the history of literature so far. Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak (Asshole Quotes) I didn’t go to bars much. One drunken asshole was all I could handle and that was me. I wrote. I don’t remember a lot of it (Asshole Quotes) My cellmate’s raped on the norm, and passed around the dorm, you can hear his asshole getting torn (Asshole Quotes) If something’s true and sincere, it happens regardless of marketing. The more I talk about it, the more I’m telling people how they should react. And that is an asshole (Asshole Quotes) There’s a fine line between being colorful and being an asshole, and I hope I’m still just colorful. (Asshole Quotes) I mean that it’s all right to go to bed with an asshole but don’t ever have a baby with one (Asshole Quotes) Be nice people, cause nobody likes an asshole (Asshole Quotes) I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It’s very hard for me to just be normal human being (Asshole Quotes)

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