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Asshole Quotes

Work your ass off. Don’t be an asshole Picture Quote #1

I did things I should not have done. But people make mistakes, especially at my age, when you feel you are so smart, but in fact you are an asshole Picture Quote #1

We’ve already established whoever is writing us is an asshole Picture Quote #1

When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you’re an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why Picture Quote #1

I’m gonna make that asshole gnaw his own hand off that night, dammit Picture Quote #1

In your twenties you’re becoming who you’re going to be and so you might as well not be an asshole Picture Quote #1

I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who’s standing in front of me Picture Quote #1

You’re an asshole! You’re an asshole! That’s right! You’re an asshole! You’re an asshole! Yes yes! You might pretend you ain’t got one on the bottom of you! Picture Quote #1

I am glad this asshole is dead. Sorry for his wife and kids, but relieved they are in no further danger from his lunacy! Picture Quote #1

First of all, I’m not an actor - I’m an asshole Picture Quote #1

As your bestfriend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you’re getting hit on by some ugly asshole at the bar Picture Quote #1

Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole Picture Quote #1

Once you get cocky that’s when you start to, A, turn into an asshole to everybody and, B, make mistakes because you stop listening to people or they stop telling you because you’re a cocky asshole. So I’m going to try and eat my humble pie every morning for breakfast and just hope that it turns out OK Picture Quote #1

Oh, baby, this ain’t asshole. Trust me. There’s a whole keg of asshole I haven’t even begun to tap yet Picture Quote #1

People have these weird ideas about artists being romantic, generous people, and sometimes I feel like an asshole, a selfish kid, a brat, the lucky one, because I get to do this and it’s how I make my living Picture Quote #1

The definition of an asshole is someone who doesn’t believe what he is seeing Picture Quote #1

The three branches of government number considerably more than three and are not, in any sense, ‘branches’ since that would imply that there is something they are all attached to besides self-aggrandizement and our pocketbooks. ... Government is not a machine with parts; it’s an organism. When does an intestine quit being an intestine and start becoming an asshole? Picture Quote #1

Your dog thinks you’re a God. Your cat thinks the dog’s an asshole Picture Quote #1

If he wants to be an asshole, it’s a free country. Millions before him have made the same life choice Picture Quote #1

If a man tells you he’s an asshole and that you deserve better, believe him...it’s a warning. It’s best you listen before he proves it to you Picture Quote #1

I think when you can be supremely self-indulgent sometimes it’s easy to get up one’s own asshole. I need parameters. I need discipline Picture Quote #1

I am a thief, I am a liar, I am George Bush and my son is an asshole Picture Quote #1

I mean that it’s all right to go to bed with an asshole but don’t ever have a baby with one Picture Quote #1

Recently I’ve been looking for something new. The past few projects I’ve worked on, I keep getting cast as the asshole. I promise I’m a nice guy and not the asshole that everyone keeps seeing Picture Quote #1

My asshole is doing as much to keep me alive as my brain Picture Quote #1

I don’t think I’ve ever gone on stage to be an asshole. I know one thing, from the past, and that’s that my intentions always began in a pure way. I really want to just try and play the songs Picture Quote #1

When somebody’s ego is in service of really brilliant, innovative work, it’s hard to, cause I’m such an asshole, it’s hard to criticize their failures as a human sometimes Picture Quote #1

I think it can be tremendously refreshing if a creator of literature has something on his mind other than the history of literature so far. Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak Picture Quote #1

I didn’t go to bars much. One drunken asshole was all I could handle and that was me. I wrote. I don’t remember a lot of it Picture Quote #1

If something’s true and sincere, it happens regardless of marketing. The more I talk about it, the more I’m telling people how they should react. And that is an asshole Picture Quote #1

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Work your ass off. Don’t be an asshole (Asshole Quotes) I did things I should not have done. But people make mistakes, especially at my age, when you feel you are so smart, but in fact you are an asshole (Asshole Quotes) We’ve already established whoever is writing us is an asshole (Asshole Quotes) When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you’re an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why (Asshole Quotes) I’m gonna make that asshole gnaw his own hand off that night, dammit (Asshole Quotes) In your twenties you’re becoming who you’re going to be and so you might as well not be an asshole (Asshole Quotes) I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who’s standing in front of me (Asshole Quotes) You’re an asshole! You’re an asshole! That’s right! You’re an asshole! You’re an asshole! Yes yes! You might pretend you ain’t got one on the bottom of you! (Asshole Quotes) I am glad this asshole is dead. Sorry for his wife and kids, but relieved they are in no further danger from his lunacy! (Asshole Quotes) First of all, I’m not an actor - I’m an asshole (Asshole Quotes) As your bestfriend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you’re getting hit on by some ugly asshole at the bar (Asshole Quotes) Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole (Asshole Quotes) Once you get cocky that’s when you start to, A, turn into an asshole to everybody and, B, make mistakes because you stop listening to people or they stop telling you because you’re a cocky asshole. So I’m going to try and eat my humble pie every morning for breakfast and just hope that it turns out OK (Asshole Quotes) Oh, baby, this ain’t asshole. Trust me. There’s a whole keg of asshole I haven’t even begun to tap yet. (Asshole Quotes) People have these weird ideas about artists being romantic, generous people, and sometimes I feel like an asshole, a selfish kid, a brat, the lucky one, because I get to do this and it’s how I make my living. (Asshole Quotes) The definition of an asshole is someone who doesn’t believe what he is seeing (Asshole Quotes) The three branches of government number considerably more than three and are not, in any sense, ‘branches’ since that would imply that there is something they are all attached to besides self-aggrandizement and our pocketbooks. ... Government is not a machine with parts; it’s an organism. When does an intestine quit being an intestine and start becoming an asshole? (Asshole Quotes) Your dog thinks you’re a God. Your cat thinks the dog’s an asshole. (Asshole Quotes) If he wants to be an asshole, it’s a free country. Millions before him have made the same life choice. (Asshole Quotes) If a man tells you he’s an asshole and that you deserve better, believe him...it’s a warning. It’s best you listen before he proves it to you. (Asshole Quotes) I think when you can be supremely self-indulgent sometimes it’s easy to get up one’s own asshole. I need parameters. I need discipline. (Asshole Quotes) I am a thief, I am a liar, I am George Bush and my son is an asshole (Asshole Quotes) I mean that it’s all right to go to bed with an asshole but don’t ever have a baby with one (Asshole Quotes) Recently I’ve been looking for something new. The past few projects I’ve worked on, I keep getting cast as the asshole. I promise I’m a nice guy and not the asshole that everyone keeps seeing (Asshole Quotes) My asshole is doing as much to keep me alive as my brain (Asshole Quotes) I don’t think I’ve ever gone on stage to be an asshole. I know one thing, from the past, and that’s that my intentions always began in a pure way. I really want to just try and play the songs (Asshole Quotes) When somebody’s ego is in service of really brilliant, innovative work, it’s hard to, cause I’m such an asshole, it’s hard to criticize their failures as a human sometimes (Asshole Quotes) I think it can be tremendously refreshing if a creator of literature has something on his mind other than the history of literature so far. Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak (Asshole Quotes) I didn’t go to bars much. One drunken asshole was all I could handle and that was me. I wrote. I don’t remember a lot of it (Asshole Quotes) If something’s true and sincere, it happens regardless of marketing. The more I talk about it, the more I’m telling people how they should react. And that is an asshole (Asshole Quotes)

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