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Asshole Quotes

Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole? Picture Quote #1

Remember how, back in 1990, if you used a cellphone in public you looked like a total asshole? We’re all assholes now Picture Quote #1

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith Picture Quote #1

Your father’s an asshole. It’s not a disease. You don’t have to catch it Picture Quote #1

Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak Picture Quote #1

Teach that asshole some manners Picture Quote #1

I say everything’s about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal Picture Quote #1

Tell me, did they specify asshole on the job description or did you go on a course? Picture Quote #1

I also got the impression that having a lot of money can turn a decent person into an asshole Picture Quote #1

I think everybody has a little bit of an asshole inside of them Picture Quote #1

You’re not getting this back you know. Consider it an asshole tax Picture Quote #1

A disciple is an asshole looking for a human being to attach itself to Picture Quote #1

Tweet, tweet, you’re alive, you ignorant asshole Picture Quote #1

You already have one asshole, you don’t need another one Picture Quote #1

It’s as if once you hit high school, you’re programmed, like a robot, to be an asshole to your parents Picture Quote #1

If you’re not having fun, you’re the asshole Picture Quote #1

It’s not illegal to be an asshole Picture Quote #1

A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole Picture Quote #1

Everyone has a right to be a little happy, asshole Picture Quote #1

War is a great asshole magnet Picture Quote #1

Life’s too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee Picture Quote #1

Don’t mistake being an asshole for being a man Picture Quote #1

One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you’re in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you’re not it does just the opposite. It’s like hey, there’s an asshole Picture Quote #1

Not everyone can or will love you. You could run a cotton candy and unicorn farm and someone’s gonna think you’re an asshole. Everyone’s fighting their own battle and it often has nothing to do with you Picture Quote #1

I could EAT YOUR HEART and asshole you’d never know it Picture Quote #1

Photoshop is just like makeup. When it's done well it looks great, and when it's overdone you look like a crazy asshole Picture Quote #1

Sales is a business of relationships, and you must cultivate customers with tenderness and love, like cabbages in winter, even if the customer is an egomaniacal asshole you want to hit with a shovel Picture Quote #1

A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be Picture Quote #1

She had the kind of looks that had probably been quite pretty in high school, but were now worn down by years of smoking cigarettes, raising children, and the disappointment of being married to an asshole Picture Quote #1

Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one Picture Quote #1

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Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole? (Asshole Quotes) Remember how, back in 1990, if you used a cellphone in public you looked like a total asshole? We’re all assholes now (Asshole Quotes) You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith (Asshole Quotes) Your father’s an asshole. It’s not a disease. You don’t have to catch it (Asshole Quotes) Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak (Asshole Quotes) Teach that asshole some manners (Asshole Quotes) I say everything’s about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal (Asshole Quotes) Tell me, did they specify asshole on the job description or did you go on a course? (Asshole Quotes) I also got the impression that having a lot of money can turn a decent person into an asshole (Asshole Quotes) I think everybody has a little bit of an asshole inside of them (Asshole Quotes) You’re not getting this back you know. Consider it an asshole tax (Asshole Quotes) A disciple is an asshole looking for a human being to attach itself to (Asshole Quotes) Tweet, tweet, you’re alive, you ignorant asshole (Asshole Quotes) You already have one asshole, you don’t need another one (Asshole Quotes) It’s as if once you hit high school, you’re programmed, like a robot, to be an asshole to your parents (Asshole Quotes) If you’re not having fun, you’re the asshole (Asshole Quotes) It’s not illegal to be an asshole (Asshole Quotes) A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole (Asshole Quotes) Everyone has a right to be a little happy, asshole (Asshole Quotes) War is a great asshole magnet (Asshole Quotes) Life’s too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee (Asshole Quotes) Don’t mistake being an asshole for being a man (Asshole Quotes) One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you’re in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you’re not it does just the opposite. It’s like hey, there’s an asshole. (Asshole Quotes) Not everyone can or will love you. You could run a cotton candy and unicorn farm and someone’s gonna think you’re an asshole. Everyone’s fighting their own battle and it often has nothing to do with you. (Asshole Quotes) I could EAT YOUR HEART and asshole you’d never know it (Asshole Quotes) Photoshop is just like makeup. When it's done well it looks great, and when it's overdone you look like a crazy asshole (Asshole Quotes) Sales is a business of relationships, and you must cultivate customers with tenderness and love, like cabbages in winter, even if the customer is an egomaniacal asshole you want to hit with a shovel (Asshole Quotes) A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be (Asshole Quotes) She had the kind of looks that had probably been quite pretty in high school, but were now worn down by years of smoking cigarettes, raising children, and the disappointment of being married to an asshole (Asshole Quotes) Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one (Asshole Quotes)

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