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Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Art, n. This word has no definition (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Recollect, v. To recall with additions something not previously known (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Pleasure, n. The least hateful form of dejection (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Repose, v.i. To cease from troubling (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Fear has no brains; it is an idiot (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Compromise, n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and is deprived of nothing except what was justly his due (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Critic, n. A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Contempt; the feeling of a prudent man for an enemy who is too formidable safely to be opposed (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Heaven: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound on yours (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Epitaph: An inscription on a tomb showing that virtues acquired by death have a retroactive effect (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Nominee. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)