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Ambrose Bierce Quotes

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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) He laughs best who laughs least  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) The God of the world’s leading religion  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Predicament, n. The wage of consistency  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Least said is soon disavowed  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Advice, n. The smallest current coin  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Uncommon extension of the fear of death  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Advice, the smallest current coin  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) CALUMNUS, n. A graduate of the School for Scandal  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) NOVEL, n. A short story padded  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) LIAR, n. One who tells an unpleasant truth  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) RECREATION, n. A particular kind of dejection to relieve a general fatigue  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Book - Learning : The dunce’s derisive term for all knowledge that transcends his own impertinent ignorance.  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions  (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
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